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By far the most fucked up one is the dude form Brian Jonestown Massacre:

2. Anton Newcombe on Eric Clapton
“People talk about Eric Clapton. What has he ever done except throw his baby off a fuckin’ ledge and write a song about it?”

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some nasty ones in there -

13. Rick James on Prince
“A little short ego-ed fucker who I had a feeling didn’t like people of his own race and wanted to be white and taller.”

Fuck yo couch Prince!


Telephant wrote:By far the most fucked up one is the dude form Brian Jonestown Massacre:

2. Anton Newcombe on Eric Clapton
“People talk about Eric Clapton. What has he ever done except throw his baby off a fuckin’ ledge and write a song about it?”


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18. Nick Cave on Red Hot Chili Peppers
“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.”


16. Alan McGee on Coldplay
“Coldplay are the dictionary definition of corporate rock. The singer is about as weird as Phil Collins. They are career rock personified. EMI should’ve signed Otis The Aadvark instead. At least he only sucks his thumb rather than corporate cock.”

28. David Lee Roth on Elvis Costello
“Music journalists like Elvis Costello because music journalists look like Elvis Costello.”
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The David Lee Roth on Elvis Costello is actually pretty genius. Occasionally Roth says some on point shit. :lol:
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"Jack White looks like Zorro on doughnuts." FUCKING LAWL :rofl:
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Dave Navarro on Candlebox:

"It sounded like he was just screaming throughout the whole thing. I would never, ever listen to this. It doesn't do anything for me emotionally. I don't feel anything when I hear this."

Dave Navarro on Dave Matthews:

"I'm not a big fan of that style of singing, either; that raspy cramming-too-many-words into the phrase, speaking-singing thing. The whole thing just reeks of denim."
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Prince on Michael Jackson:

-Michael Jackson's album was only called "Bad" because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for "Pathetic."
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Who's Anton Newcombe?

Guy never heard "Cocaine" or "I shot the sheriff"? "Layla"?

Fucking stupid moron. :bang:
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Telephant wrote:The David Lee Roth on Elvis Costello is actually pretty genius. Occasionally Roth says some on point shit. :lol:


I lol'd at his
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Billy Corgan on Steve Lukather: "[Steve] thinks I'm a terrible guitarist, and that's his right. But if 'Hold The Line' were the best rock riff I'd ever written, I'd keep my fucking mouth shut."

And, of course:

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What the hell was Kurt smoking? GNR was fuckin' awesome. Nirvana had a couple of good tunes, but nothing super spectacular. Not to mention is solos sucked donkey cock.
19. Kurt Cobain on Guns N’ Roses
“They’re really talentless people, and they write crap music, and they’re the most popular rock band on the earth right now. I can’t believe it.”


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Saw this a while ago and it's fucking hysterical.

That Clapton one is extremely harsh though if not sick.
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This list made me realize how much I want to see a "30 Harshest Musician-on-Morrissey Insults in History" list. It shouldn't be difficult.
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The Anton Newcombe one isn't even funny. What a fucking piece of shit. I hope Clapton pushes him over a ledge.
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Repner wrote:This list made me realize how much I want to see a "30 Harshest Musician-on-Morrissey Insults in History" list. It shouldn't be difficult.


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A younger version of myself would find the Clapton comment funny.

Now, not so much.
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The Courtney love/dave grohl ones made me lol.
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benjamin801 wrote:Billy Corgan on Steve Lukather: "[Steve] thinks I'm a terrible guitarist, and that's his right. But if 'Hold The Line' were the best rock riff I'd ever written, I'd keep my fucking mouth shut."


Awesome :lol:

Orbis_Mortis wrote:What the hell was Kurt smoking? GNR was fuckin' awesome. Nirvana had a couple of good tunes, but nothing super spectacular. Not to mention is solos sucked donkey cock.
19. Kurt Cobain on Guns N’ Roses
“They’re really talentless people, and they write crap music, and they’re the most popular rock band on the earth right now. I can’t believe it.”


Fuck this dude.
18. Nick Cave on Red Hot Chili Peppers
“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.”


I thought those two were pretty spot on :snax:
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ShaneV wrote:
I thought those two were pretty spot on :snax:


:nope: GNR and Aerosmith are probably my two most favorite bands ever. RHCP is also way up on my list of favorites.
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fuck arcade fire, fuck morrisey, and fuck rhcp (well, fuck keidis. the rest of those guys do killer work in other projects)

but that, sir, is fucking sacrilege. how could that possibly be uttered in sincerity?
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and after reading up, thats truly fucked up about the clapton one. make fun of him for boning george's wife, but not that, man. he wasnt even there.
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Orbis_Mortis wrote:
ShaneV wrote:
I thought those two were pretty spot on :snax:


:nope: GNR and Aerosmith are probably my two most favorite bands ever. RHCP is also way up on my list of favorites.


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lol

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