Bye punkass mother f'**kers.

[Rampage]

Woah woah woah. Garage gloryhole? How did I miss this back on HCAF?

It could even be a chick on the other side, especially if you install it at your mom’s house.

[Murdoch]

Woah woah woah. Garage gloryhole? How did I miss this back on HCAF?

It could even be a chick on the other side, especially if you install it at your mom’s house.

IIRC, he was proud of it too. But even back then, in the depths of HCAF depravity, people were like WTAF

[primeholy]

I'm sorry guys, I gotta ask. What's the whole story with this guy? I've heard stuff about being a meth addict? Hookers? Buying a shit ton of expensive gear?

He is definitely struggling with drug addiction, which really sucks. I've seen a lot of people that were actually nice get completely transformed after drugs take hold of them. So I feel bad for the guy. It's a tough path to travel.

That said, drugs are not an excuse for anything, ultimately everyone is responsible for cleaning up their act and no one can do it for them. So the OP needs to calm the fuck down and stop using this place as his rage board.

And for the record no one here is involved in his real life. Most of posters here (myself included) are family guys that post here as a distraction between office jobs, family outings and PTA meetings. No one here is kidnapping his girlfriend or whatever he think is happening. I know Dave IRL he's no kidnapper the dude is the nicest guy and he's one polo shirt away from winning the HOA board president election without even running. Chris runs a car dealership if I'm not mistaken... ohhh dangerous lol
Come on now, that's just crazy paranoia. Just stop FFS.

Good to see I’m keeping the mystery alive

[TurboPablo]

Wait, I totally misunderstood the thread title. I initially read it as a threat. But now I see he was saying goodbye before he went to prison.

[primeholy]

Wait, I totally misunderstood the thread title. I initially read it as a threat. But now I see he was saying goodbye before he went to prison.

Nah, I think it was a threat, but I’d rather it be what you said.

[greatmutah]

Garage gloryhole? This is AMAZING. You can’t write this kind of comedy. Just… wow. That’s all I got.

[Dave]

Garage gloryhole? This is AMAZING. You can’t write this kind of comedy. Just… wow. That’s all I got.

We've seen some shit over the years.

[Yarbicus]

This him?

https://lm.facebook.com/l.php?u=https:/ ... tid=ncKXMA

Holy shitI I am actually FB friends with him!

[BroSlinger]

How did i miss this gloryhole at hcaf?!? Hahahahahahahahahaha

[spawnofthesith]

This OP is pretty tame compared to the last one. Wasn’t sure if that was a mod delete or a dirty delete

[Murdoch]

Garage gloryhole? This is AMAZING. You can’t write this kind of comedy. Just… wow. That’s all I got.

Yeah that one really stuck out, even amidst the goddamn insanity that was HCAF in its scumden heyday. I had completely forgotten about it until Dave brought it up. He even treated it like a build project, if I remember right…like some dudes do with amp kits or guitars…except his was a garage gloryhole built from dirty, scavenged plywood.

I don’t think there were pictures, thank fuck.

[TurboPablo]

Hopefully he put a reliable crackhead in charge of all that gear while he is a guest of the government.

[Murdoch]

Couldn’t find the actual thread but there’s a reference to it in here:

https://www.harmonycentral.com/forums/t ... roll-baby/

[Dave]

Garage gloryhole? This is AMAZING. You can’t write this kind of comedy. Just… wow. That’s all I got.

Yeah that one really stuck out, even amidst the goddamn insanity that was HCAF in its scumden heyday. I had completely forgotten about it until Dave brought it up. He even treated it like a build project, if I remember right…like some dudes do with amp kits or guitars…except his was a garage gloryhole built from dirty, scavenged plywood.

I don’t think there were pictures, thank fuck.

Oh there were pictures of the build, and he posted the final product in the CL ad link.

Hopefully he put a reliable crackhead in charge of all that gear while he is a guest of the government.

In case you missed his thread, but apparently one of his ladies of the evening robbed him blind. Assuming while he was locked up. He said they even took his dog.


I'd guess there's more to the story... like the landlord may have had to evict him for being a crackhead junkie. When he went to jail they might have seen an opening to vacate his shit, and send his dog to a rescue in hopes of finding a good home.

[Murdoch]

I must have missed the pictures. I am not sorry.

[TurboPablo]

Garage gloryhole? This is AMAZING. You can’t write this kind of comedy. Just… wow. That’s all I got.

Yeah that one really stuck out, even amidst the goddamn insanity that was HCAF in its scumden heyday. I had completely forgotten about it until Dave brought it up. He even treated it like a build project, if I remember right…like some dudes do with amp kits or guitars…except his was a garage gloryhole built from dirty, scavenged plywood.

I don’t think there were pictures, thank fuck.

Oh there were pictures of the build, and he posted the final product in the CL ad link.

Hopefully he put a reliable crackhead in charge of all that gear while he is a guest of the government.

In case you missed his thread, but apparently one of his ladies of the evening robbed him blind. Assuming while he was locked up. He said they even took his dog.


I'd guess there's more to the story... like the landlord may have had to evict him for being a crackhead junkie. When he went to jail they might have seen an opening to vacate his shit, and send his dog to a rescue in hopes of finding a good home.

I hope the dog is ok.

[linthat22]

Woah woah woah. Garage gloryhole? How did I miss this back on HCAF?

I was thinking the same thing! I was highly active from like 2005 - Jive.

[***1776***]

an impressive display of pure Floridianism

3/5 - cocaine, and obstruction
3/6 - burglary and obstruction
3/9 - DUI and failure to appear

OMG is this legit, seriously no BS?

He seemed very erratic with his behavior, i hope the guy can get some help soon - addiction suxxx

[Bonano]

Too bad . . . OP and I are similar in age. I wanna say that I won't mope about my midlife crisis knowing there are people who suffer worse, but I will mope anyway.

How did OP make it this far anyway? Seems like he's been living an at-risk life for a while. I was once told that when you're F'ed up on drugs, you stop maturing and make decisions like the person you were before drugs were in your life. To be 50+ years old, coming across some money, and blowing it on gear whilst living in a motel? And still getting in trouble with the law? Will he ever become a productive member of society?

[RyanDistortion]

I think you're right about the emotional maturity being stunted from when you start using any mind altering substance too much. I quit drinking was I was 25 and between getting my act together, and being away from brain erasing, I matured.

[Murdoch]

Yeah I have never had issues with hard drugs, so I can’t speak to that. Never used them at all. I have, however, smoked a ton of weed and had issues with alcohol as a result of self-medication and dealing with grief. It definitely changes your mindset and maturity level. You either learn to control it or you don’t.

I still love a good whisky, but it’s an appreciation thing instead of a pound it back for a buzz thing. I can count on one hand the number of pours I’ve had in the past couple of months. You either take control of it or you dive headfirst down the shitter.

[greatmutah]

Pretty much. I had my 'come to jesus' moment with alcohol about 11 years ago. Got a DUI, stone cold quit for about 2 years, managed to not lose my then new job and got my shit together. Even though I've since drank a bit since then, I no longer do it to the excess that I used to. And I don't drive if I do drink. I MAY have a Guinness on Friday. I've had this six pack in my fridge for the better part of year now and there's still 4 or 5 left. I like to be more clear headed anymore. And honestly, since having my son, I drink even less.

And don't get me wrong, I do love a guinness still or a good whiskey. But I can't and won't do it like I used to. Not worth it.

[Murdoch]

Yeah I’m with you. Can’t do it like I used to. Old habits can very easily and very quickly re-establish themselves. It’s too easy.

That said, I do have a 9 year old Elijah Craig private barrel release that is fucking ambrosia in a bottle. BUT, I rarely touch it for the reasons we’ve mentioned, and it’s nearly 65% ABV, and a buzz is a dangerous, dangerous thing.

But GOD, it’s delicious.

[greatmutah]

Damn man, I imagine it is! I came home with some Teeling whiskey from Ireland. That bottle is still largely intact but every once in a while I pour glass to sip on. And it is wonderful.

[Murdoch]

Damn man, I imagine it is! I came home with some Teeling whiskey from Ireland. That bottle is still largely intact but every once in a while I pour glass to sip on. And it is wonderful.

It really is. I’ve got a decent sized collection of some really decent bottles, I just rarely touch any of them any more.