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bye sweetheart. Meth, running out of your mom's house money, getting robbed by hookers, and chasing after that crackwhore are some of the various reasons you're not going to do anything to anyone. You'll continue making sad little angry emotional meltdown videos, you'll probably trash the latest rental you're in, you'll cry real hard over that junkie that left you and doesn't want to be around you, and the saddest part is your son gets to witness his loser dad fall apart on drugs.

Get help because these online threats and meltdowns are simply pathetic. No one is scared of you. No one here is involved in your real world. No one wants to be. Your life sucks, and the crack whore you're throwing your own life away for also sucks.
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thenakedarab wrote:Heads on a swivel. I want you to see me coming, but that won't stop me from making hey if you don't. Time to clean the clocks.


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Damn dis dude is hard! He even censored the swear word in the title. He may threaten physical harm to people on here but he wants to obey the rules too.
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3 arrests in a week! He's working overtime
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thenakedarab wrote:Heads on a swivel. I want you to see me coming, but that won't stop me from making hey if you don't. Time to clean the clocks.


Isn't it making "hay", as in "Give some of that hay to the horses."

But I guess it could be making "hey", as in "Hey, this sure is a fucked up thread."
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Dave wrote:3 arrests in a week! He's working overtime

He’s been arrested 3x this week? Lol.
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an impressive display of pure Floridianism

3/5 - cocaine, and obstruction
3/6 - burglary and obstruction
3/9 - DUI and failure to appear
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Dave wrote:an impressive display of pure Floridianism

3/5 - cocaine, and obstruction
3/6 - burglary and obstruction
3/9 - DUI and failure to appear

Oh boy… And I’m guessing the money he got from his Moms house is true, so he literally has wasted it all on pretty obscure gear Priced WELL above its worth and drugs&hookers, who in turn ripped him off… Haha. I mean, yeah no. It’s fucking funny and worth laughing about. Lol. I was gonna say shouldn’t laugh when he’s in the throes of an out of control addiction, because I’ve been there too. BUT I never made ALL of these fucking dumb mistakes that even in my worst states I knew this would just end up with me in jail and/or the gutter. Like I’ll deal with the addiction and the money I waste on it, but I was still able to maintain a functioning addict state! So I know at least THAT can be done. Instead he blew what’s likely the last chance he had at using that money to build some stability for the future.
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EndTime wrote:
Dave wrote:an impressive display of pure Floridianism

3/5 - cocaine, and obstruction
3/6 - burglary and obstruction
3/9 - DUI and failure to appear

Oh boy… And I’m guessing the money he got from his Moms house is true, so he literally has wasted it all on pretty obscure gear Priced WELL above its worth and drugs&hookers, who in turn ripped him off… Haha. I mean, yeah no. It’s fucking funny and worth laughing about. Lol. I was gonna say shouldn’t laugh when he’s in the throes of an out of control addiction, because I’ve been there too. BUT I never made ALL of these fucking dumb mistakes that even in my worst states I knew this would just end up with me in jail and/or the gutter. Like I’ll deal with the addiction and the money I waste on it, but I was still able to maintain a functioning addict state! So I know at least THAT can be done. Instead he blew what’s likely the last chance he had at using that money to build some stability for the future.



Oh yeah, public records show he conned his mom in to quit deeding her property, that she had owned for decades, to him in April 2022. He had it listed and sold by early June. About the same time he started messaging me with accusations of stealing some crack whore from him. You know... because she ran off to Texas and there's only like 5 of us in the state. So clearly I had to have crossed paths with her because she was in Texas lol

It was funny for a while, but then got weird and awkward. I'm glad he's decided to return to posting his L's online for everyone to laugh at.
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Dave wrote:
EndTime wrote:
Dave wrote:an impressive display of pure Floridianism

3/5 - cocaine, and obstruction
3/6 - burglary and obstruction
3/9 - DUI and failure to appear

Oh boy… And I’m guessing the money he got from his Moms house is true, so he literally has wasted it all on pretty obscure gear Priced WELL above its worth and drugs&hookers, who in turn ripped him off… Haha. I mean, yeah no. It’s fucking funny and worth laughing about. Lol. I was gonna say shouldn’t laugh when he’s in the throes of an out of control addiction, because I’ve been there too. BUT I never made ALL of these fucking dumb mistakes that even in my worst states I knew this would just end up with me in jail and/or the gutter. Like I’ll deal with the addiction and the money I waste on it, but I was still able to maintain a functioning addict state! So I know at least THAT can be done. Instead he blew what’s likely the last chance he had at using that money to build some stability for the future.



Oh yeah, public records show he conned his mom in to quit deeding her property, that she had owned for decades, to him in April 2022. He had it listed and sold by early June. About the same time he started messaging me with accusations of stealing some crack whore from him. You know... because she ran off to Texas and there's only like 5 of us in the state. So clearly I had to have crossed paths with her because she was in Texas lol

It was funny for a while, but then got weird and awkward. I'm glad he's decided to return to posting his L's online for everyone to laugh at.


Haha shit. I wasn’t sure what all that meant about the g/f thing I saw . Cause it seemed like that was too ridiculous to be serious or true. Guess it was true! Haha. Lol@at 5 dudes in Texas. He deduced the other 4 and came up with “It must’ve been you!” Hahah
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To be fair, Dave is THE WORST.
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Ostinato Rubato wrote:To be fair, Dave is THE WORST.

I did mean to ask.. Was he actually that 5th guy? Hahah
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The 5th and also THE WORST.
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Ostinato Rubato wrote:The 5th and also THE WORST.

Always the last one is the WOrST
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EndTime wrote:
Dave wrote:
EndTime wrote:
Dave wrote:an impressive display of pure Floridianism

3/5 - cocaine, and obstruction
3/6 - burglary and obstruction
3/9 - DUI and failure to appear

Oh boy… And I’m guessing the money he got from his Moms house is true, so he literally has wasted it all on pretty obscure gear Priced WELL above its worth and drugs&hookers, who in turn ripped him off… Haha. I mean, yeah no. It’s fucking funny and worth laughing about. Lol. I was gonna say shouldn’t laugh when he’s in the throes of an out of control addiction, because I’ve been there too. BUT I never made ALL of these fucking dumb mistakes that even in my worst states I knew this would just end up with me in jail and/or the gutter. Like I’ll deal with the addiction and the money I waste on it, but I was still able to maintain a functioning addict state! So I know at least THAT can be done. Instead he blew what’s likely the last chance he had at using that money to build some stability for the future.



Oh yeah, public records show he conned his mom in to quit deeding her property, that she had owned for decades, to him in April 2022. He had it listed and sold by early June. About the same time he started messaging me with accusations of stealing some crack whore from him. You know... because she ran off to Texas and there's only like 5 of us in the state. So clearly I had to have crossed paths with her because she was in Texas lol

It was funny for a while, but then got weird and awkward. I'm glad he's decided to return to posting his L's online for everyone to laugh at.


Haha shit. I wasn’t sure what all that meant about the g/f thing I saw . Cause it seemed like that was too ridiculous to be serious or true. Guess it was true! Haha. Lol@at 5 dudes in Texas. He deduced the other 4 and came up with “It must’ve been you!” Hahah



Yup, out of nowhere I started getting thinly veiled threats to "return" her to him lol
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It’s the least you could do, David.
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Dave wrote:
EndTime wrote:
Dave wrote:
EndTime wrote:
Dave wrote:an impressive display of pure Floridianism

3/5 - cocaine, and obstruction
3/6 - burglary and obstruction
3/9 - DUI and failure to appear

Oh boy… And I’m guessing the money he got from his Moms house is true, so he literally has wasted it all on pretty obscure gear Priced WELL above its worth and drugs&hookers, who in turn ripped him off… Haha. I mean, yeah no. It’s fucking funny and worth laughing about. Lol. I was gonna say shouldn’t laugh when he’s in the throes of an out of control addiction, because I’ve been there too. BUT I never made ALL of these fucking dumb mistakes that even in my worst states I knew this would just end up with me in jail and/or the gutter. Like I’ll deal with the addiction and the money I waste on it, but I was still able to maintain a functioning addict state! So I know at least THAT can be done. Instead he blew what’s likely the last chance he had at using that money to build some stability for the future.



Oh yeah, public records show he conned his mom in to quit deeding her property, that she had owned for decades, to him in April 2022. He had it listed and sold by early June. About the same time he started messaging me with accusations of stealing some crack whore from him. You know... because she ran off to Texas and there's only like 5 of us in the state. So clearly I had to have crossed paths with her because she was in Texas lol

It was funny for a while, but then got weird and awkward. I'm glad he's decided to return to posting his L's online for everyone to laugh at.


Haha shit. I wasn’t sure what all that meant about the g/f thing I saw . Cause it seemed like that was too ridiculous to be serious or true. Guess it was true! Haha. Lol@at 5 dudes in Texas. He deduced the other 4 and came up with “It must’ve been you!” Hahah



Yup, out of nowhere I started getting thinly veiled threats to "return" her to him lol


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This is a slo-mo trainwreck that I can't turn away from.
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I have no clue what’s going on, but Dave just return the whore so his crackhouse can become a crackhome once again.

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Rampage wrote:I have no clue what’s going on, but Dave just return the whore so his crackhouse can become a crackhome once again.

Selfish dick.

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Rampage wrote:I have no clue what’s going on, but Dave just return the whore so his crackhouse can become a crackhome once again.

Selfish dick.



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