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Devin wrote:

nightflameauto wrote:

spawnofthesith wrote:

The fuck is that disgusting green thing? That's scary ugly. Like, "been left on the counter for six weeks" scary.

Way more than six weeks; each of those besides the orange one are at least a year old

Nice.

So Burger King passes the same test as McDonalds? There's somebody that keeps a few McDonalds burgers in a closet and takes them out once a year to take a picture of them. They haven't changed in literal decades.

I'm sure the chemical content is perfectly natural. No, no problems for human consumption here at all. Food that doesn't rot is perfectly natural. Yes, absolutely.

Pretty sure that one was the "Nightmare King" which was chicken and not technically a whoppwer so the caption is misleading


Dont think any of those look much different from the day they were made though



EDIT: The nightmare king was actually chicken and beef and bacon

I hope they bring that one back sounds amazing

spawnofthesith wrote:Pretty sure that one was the "Nightmare King" which was chicken and not technically a whoppwer so the caption is misleading


Dont think any of those look much different from the day they were made though



EDIT: The nightmare king was actually chicken and beef and bacon

I hope they bring that one back sounds amazing

Hardees had the ultimate meat lovers sammich a while back. Primal burger? Can't remember the name for sure but it was a burger, topped by slow roasted prime rib topped by thick-cut bacon, and I think it had like fried onions or some shit and sauce. Was about the most brutal burger I've had at a fast food place.

There's a brewery in town that destroys you with burgers though. They have one that's two patties, with a whole bunch of shit in between them. Layers of cheese, fried peppers, sauce, onions, fried egg, and sauce. You end up needing a full body condom to eat it, but it's amazing.

Damn. Now I'm hungry.

nightflameauto wrote:

spawnofthesith wrote:Pretty sure that one was the "Nightmare King" which was chicken and not technically a whoppwer so the caption is misleading


Dont think any of those look much different from the day they were made though



EDIT: The nightmare king was actually chicken and beef and bacon

I hope they bring that one back sounds amazing

Hardees had the ultimate meat lovers sammich a while back. Primal burger? Can't remember the name for sure but it was a burger, topped by slow roasted prime rib topped by thick-cut bacon, and I think it had like fried onions or some shit and sauce. Was about the most brutal burger I've had at a fast food place.

There's a brewery in town that destroys you with burgers though. They have one that's two patties, with a whole bunch of shit in between them. Layers of cheese, fried peppers, sauce, onions, fried egg, and sauce. You end up needing a full body condom to eat it, but it's amazing.

Damn. Now I'm hungry.

We call them "carl's jr" out west here... and there never seems to be one close by to frequent sounds like something I'd fuck with for sure.

In high school one day I took the concept of a "mcgangbang" to a new level inserting a KFC Double down betwixt a Wendy's triple Baconator. That was incredible

That sounds awesome. I probably should go have a good pub burger somewhere around here soon. I'm an equal opportunity burger eater but I've been a little heavy handed on the shit fast food this past week

spawnofthesith wrote:

nightflameauto wrote:

spawnofthesith wrote:Pretty sure that one was the "Nightmare King" which was chicken and not technically a whoppwer so the caption is misleading


Dont think any of those look much different from the day they were made though



EDIT: The nightmare king was actually chicken and beef and bacon

I hope they bring that one back sounds amazing

Hardees had the ultimate meat lovers sammich a while back. Primal burger? Can't remember the name for sure but it was a burger, topped by slow roasted prime rib topped by thick-cut bacon, and I think it had like fried onions or some shit and sauce. Was about the most brutal burger I've had at a fast food place.

There's a brewery in town that destroys you with burgers though. They have one that's two patties, with a whole bunch of shit in between them. Layers of cheese, fried peppers, sauce, onions, fried egg, and sauce. You end up needing a full body condom to eat it, but it's amazing.

Damn. Now I'm hungry.

We call them "carl's jr" out west here... and there never seems to be one close by to frequent sounds like something I'd fuck with for sure.

In high school one day I took the concept of a "mcgangbang" to a new level inserting a KFC Double down betwixt a Wendy's triple Baconator. That was incredible

That sounds awesome. I probably should go have a good pub burger somewhere around here soon. I'm an equal opportunity burger eater but I've been a little heavy handed on the shit fast food this past week

Although I applaud your determination, you've had 17 Whoppers this week - kind of goes without saying

IndyWS6 wrote:

spawnofthesith wrote:

nightflameauto wrote:

spawnofthesith wrote:Pretty sure that one was the "Nightmare King" which was chicken and not technically a whoppwer so the caption is misleading


Dont think any of those look much different from the day they were made though



EDIT: The nightmare king was actually chicken and beef and bacon

I hope they bring that one back sounds amazing

Hardees had the ultimate meat lovers sammich a while back. Primal burger? Can't remember the name for sure but it was a burger, topped by slow roasted prime rib topped by thick-cut bacon, and I think it had like fried onions or some shit and sauce. Was about the most brutal burger I've had at a fast food place.

There's a brewery in town that destroys you with burgers though. They have one that's two patties, with a whole bunch of shit in between them. Layers of cheese, fried peppers, sauce, onions, fried egg, and sauce. You end up needing a full body condom to eat it, but it's amazing.

Damn. Now I'm hungry.

We call them "carl's jr" out west here... and there never seems to be one close by to frequent sounds like something I'd fuck with for sure.

In high school one day I took the concept of a "mcgangbang" to a new level inserting a KFC Double down betwixt a Wendy's triple Baconator. That was incredible

That sounds awesome. I probably should go have a good pub burger somewhere around here soon. I'm an equal opportunity burger eater but I've been a little heavy handed on the shit fast food this past week

Although I applaud your determination, you've had 17 Whoppers this week - kind of goes without saying

Add one more

spawnofthesith wrote:
Add one more

So, I went to Burger King to get a Ghost Pepper Whopper. I didn't notice, but the sign didn't actually say Ghost Pepper Whopper. It just said Ghost Whopper.

Well this disgusting piece of crap certainly didn't have anything to do with Ghost Peppers. It was literally a regular everyday Whopper with a purplish black garlic sauce smothered all over it. Not Spicy. Not good. Just sloppy and gross.

I feel cheated!

You went to Burger King and expected anything but sloppy and gross?

ZEEGLER wrote:So, I went to Burger King to get a Ghost Pepper Whopper. I didn't notice, but the sign didn't actually say Ghost Pepper Whopper. It just said Ghost Whopper.

Well this disgusting piece of crap certainly didn't have anything to do with Ghost Peppers. It was literally a regular everyday Whopper with a purplish black garlic sauce smothered all over it. Not Spicy. Not good. Just sloppy and gross.

I feel cheated!

Burger king must be up to some weird shit in Canada because that doesn't sound remotely like this heavenly delight that has been gracing us in the states. Purple black garlic sauce? wtf?



I will reiterate again, if you are a spice lover, the ghost pepper whopper will not even slightly phase you. Irrelevant as it is simply delicious

You deserve all of the sharting.

Ah yes, looks like Canada got a "Ghosts Whopper" with black garlic mayo




In the states we got the "Ghost Pepper Whopper" with a delightful orange bun and cheese sauce and fried jalepenos

To be fair, I normally love black garlic, mixed or unmixed with other things. Black garlic mashed into cream cheese is like the ultimate dip for crackers.

But I'm not sure how I'd feel about mixing black garlic with mayo. I like both in their own place, but together? WTF Canada? W.T.F.

Oh fuck it’s back

spawnofthesith wrote:It’s actually pretty fuckin dank

About as spicy as something can be from a fast food place (ie not at all). Still a gentle tingle in the mouth after bites

I ate one for the second day in a row today

No more rectal bleeding than the usual detected

Did you at least crush some Doritos on top of it for that added KingCobraJFS dank goodness?

linthat22 wrote:

spawnofthesith wrote:It’s actually pretty fuckin dank

About as spicy as something can be from a fast food place (ie not at all). Still a gentle tingle in the mouth after bites

I ate one for the second day in a row today

No more rectal bleeding than the usual detected

Did you at least crush some Doritos on top of it for that added KingCobraJFS dank goodness?

No but I'm willing to try

spawnofthesith wrote:Oh fuck it’s back

And away we go

the DT | FC on the wrapper stands for:

Down
To
Fuck
Cheeseburgers

TurboPablo wrote:You deserve all of the sharting.

spawnofthesith wrote:

linthat22 wrote:

spawnofthesith wrote:It’s actually pretty fuckin dank

About as spicy as something can be from a fast food place (ie not at all). Still a gentle tingle in the mouth after bites

I ate one for the second day in a row today

No more rectal bleeding than the usual detected

Did you at least crush some Doritos on top of it for that added KingCobraJFS dank goodness?

No but I'm willing to try

And That's What's Up toobz!

To all the toilets affected by this thread. Thoughts and Prayers.