I hate my roommate (venting content inside)
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Re: I hate my roommate (venting content inside)
Could be worse. Your roommate could not have a girlfriend worthy of banging, could eat all your food, then suddenly get addicted to roxycontin, skip out on all the bills, getting your internet turned off, and disappearing off to mysterious lands.
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Re: I hate my roommate (venting content inside)
get her drunked up
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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Re: I hate my roommate (venting content inside)
Replace her birth control pills with Tic Tacs for lulz.
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Re: I hate my roommate (venting content inside)
i didn't think this would bring so many Lulz!!
I'm loving all the idea's of getting back at him haha I've also been getting back at him by pointing my mark iv at his room and turning it up and just playing scales and boring finger practices while he's trying to play video games 



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Re: I hate my roommate (venting content inside)
eat a couple cans of Beanie Weenies. Then some Kraut.
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Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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Re: I hate my roommate (venting content inside)
Gay porn on the TV 24 hers a day,.
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Re: I hate my roommate (venting content inside)
1. Crack an egg then dump it into a condom. Throw the condom under his bed then piss in his closet.
2. Shove a carrot up your ass and keep it there as long as you can stand it. Pull the carrot out and set it on his pillow.

2. Shove a carrot up your ass and keep it there as long as you can stand it. Pull the carrot out and set it on his pillow.

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Re: I hate my roommate (venting content inside)
Anderton wrote:1. Crack an egg then dump it into a condom. Throw the condom under his bed then piss in his closet.
2. Shove a carrot up your ass and keep it there as long as you can stand it. Pull the carrot out and set it on his pillow.
winner winner chicken dinner!!!
