Effing LOL -- Anderton jumps ship

[Axe]

Soundgardener broke the news...



Craig Anderton named Executive Vice President, Evangelist for Gibson

Gibson today announced that music industry icon Craig Anderton will be joining the company in the role of Executive Vice President, Evangelist to implement a far-reaching program devoted to music education and enjoyment.

Prior to joining Gibson, Anderton was Editor in Chief of Harmony Central (Not something I would put on my resume these days). In a long and distinguished career as musician, author, musicologist, and innovator, Anderton has played Carnegie Hall, published over two dozen books, and written thousands of articles (yes, we know. He's told us that thousands of times.)

“When Gibson decided to set up a program to spread the joy and fun of making music, the only person we considered was Craig Anderton,” said Gibson CEO Henry Juszkiewicz. (That's some great due diligence Henry) “His depth and breadth of knowledge, unquestioned credibility, international outlook, and record of vision and accomplishment that stretches back decades, is quite simply unmatched. He’s a true visionary.”

Over his career, Anderton has toured and recorded with the group Mandrake, wrote the seminal books Electronic Projects for Musicians and Home Recording for Musicians, foretold the rise of electronic dance music back in 1981, consulted for dozens of companies, and has lectured on technology and the arts in 38 states, 10 countries, and in three languages. (You forgot the bit about walking on water.) “The distinction of being an evangelist for Gibson, not a Gibson evangelist, is important,” said Juszkiewicz. “We value and respect Craig’s objectivity and independence (LOLOLOLOL is he working for free? I guess we'll see some articles from him slamming the bizarre shit that's been coming out of Gibson lately) , and we’ve encouraged him to continue immersing himself in the real-world experiences, whether writing, lecturing, or performing, that make him such an outstanding educator.”

Anderton created a mechanically programmable drum machine in 1970, invented multiband distortion (right, and Ben Franklin "invented" electricity.), started the first media-rich website devoted exclusively to musicians in 1995 on AOL and co-founded Electronic Musician magazine.

"It was simply unthinkable for me to pass up an opportunity like this (You don't say. I thought everything was just hunky dory in HC Land. And it's obvious you were just feeding everyone there shit while you were off actively looking for a new job or welcoming offers)," said Anderton. “Gibson has the vision, scope, resources, and commitment to initiate a world-wide effort to make the world a better place through music.” (Oh fuck off. You work for a corporation, not the fucking Peace Corps).

http://m.guitarplayer.com/article/craig ... son/150702

[sleewell]

He is a cunt

[benjamin801]

I would love the assurance that I could fail miserably at my current job, then move on to something more prestigious and presumably more lucrative. Tell us your secret, Cranderton.

[KCTigerChief]

Dude's a cock, but damn he's gotta be rolling in cash...

[Axe]

Having resided in corporate land for many years, I've seen it over and over -- once you reach the executive level, you're golden. Doesn't matter how badly you fuck up, you get the golden handshake and land a similar gig two doors down.Wash, rinse, repeat. Executives protect their own.

[TurboPablo]

Failing upwards with a attitude.

[ovid9]

Having resided in corporate land for many years, I've seen it over and over -- once you reach the executive level, you're golden. Doesn't matter how badly you fuck up, you get the golden handshake and land a similar gig two doors down.Wash, rinse, repeat. Executives protect their own.

This is so true.

The VP in charge of Caterpillar's disastrous next-gen on highway truck engine program not only didn't get canned, he effectively got placed in charge of ANOTHER huge project which he led into the ground again.

Yet, he's still employed making mid 6 figures plus 6 figure bonuses every year. Its amazing.

I must say, I didn't realize Anderton was the music figure he is, but holy cow that release is a hagiography of him.

[GuitarBilly]

tbh Gibson was voted the worst place to work in the USA a few years ago.

[sleewell]

He has so much content. Have you guys heard millions read his content? He writes content all over.

[ovid9]

tbh Gibson was voted the worst place to work in the USA a few years ago.

Well, when your CEO is insane, and trying to balance all sorts of legitly tricky economic things at once....it doesn't lend itself to being a harmonious place to work.

[Axe]

He has so much content. Have you guys heard millions read his content? He writes content all over.

He's the content fucking master.

[rear naked]

He has so much content. Have you guys heard millions read his content? He writes content all over.

[sleewell]

tbh Gibson was voted the worst place to work in the USA a few years ago.

Why specifically do you know?

[Chris Z]

Its not the quality of dicks you suck, its the quantity.

[Axe]

tbh Gibson was voted the worst place to work in the USA a few years ago.

Why specifically do you know?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2009/12/ ... N320091216

Listed as the worst place to work was Gibson Guitar, followed by United Airlines, Spherion, AutoZone and Rain Bird.

[NaturalBornBoy]

Fuck that dick shit

[JohnB]

executive vp position as evangelist. first assignment - convert gibson forums from IP.Board to some clusterfuck

[soundgardener75]

Check this link that sleewell posted at the fb group earlier today:

http://www.harmonycentral.com/t5/Craig-Anderton-s-Sound-Studio/Craig-Anderton-Joins-Gibson/td-p/34755881

The replies of the kissasses...

[Mukuzi]

mate, i remember Craig Anderton from the early 80`s, he was doing good stuff. that book on pedals n stuff, come on he was a good guy. dont blame him for HC`s demise

[Juri]

I always liked Craig, not sure what he's done to you guys for you to feel so spiteful.

The reason HC went downhill is lack of IT support. Craig just played the hand he was given.

[soundgardener75]

I always liked Craig, not sure what he's done to you guys for you to feel so spiteful.

The reason HC went downhill is lack of IT support. Craig just played the hand he was given.

Did you miss that post he made after the revamp?

[draelyc]

Having resided in corporate land for many years, I've seen it over and over -- once you reach the executive level, you're golden. Doesn't matter how badly you fuck up, you get the golden handshake and land a similar gig two doors down.Wash, rinse, repeat. Executives protect their own.

This is so true.

The VP in charge of Caterpillar's disastrous next-gen on highway truck engine program not only didn't get canned, he effectively got placed in charge of ANOTHER huge project which he led into the ground again.

Yet, he's still employed making mid 6 figures plus 6 figure bonuses every year. Its amazing.

I must say, I didn't realize Anderton was the music figure he is, but holy cow that release is a hagiography of him.

+10K internets for working "hagiography" into a casual conversation amongst musicians!

[SexWithRobots]

I have never heard of him except on HC.

[Wookieslayer]

ha!

[madrigal77]

But.. but how will HC survive without him!??! I mean, his articles were the only thing that was keeping HC going!!