Ot: hot older woman at work

Chris Z · Post by **Chris Z** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:19 pm

Best thing is to just jerk off and get the poison out. Then spend too much time playing guitar.

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:20 pm

'63-Strat wrote:
Mike LX-R wrote:
'63-Strat wrote:
100 watt wrote:i dunno. If his ol lady's the Jelly type, he may never live it down.

I firmly believe if you cheat, you take that to the grave. Telling the other person is for your own guilty conscience, and not going to make their lives any better. My grandfather told my grandmother he'd been cheating with prostitutes when he'd go on gambling trips right before she died. Way to go, asshole.

I agree with this, and that was really fucked up.

Let me share a fucked up story with you guys. Before my ex and I got married she came to me with a confession that when we were first dating exclusively that she cheated on me. She was crying and felt like a horrible person and was asking to be forgiven. So I forgave her, and I told her that I wanted her to forgive herself... because she was going to need to find the strength to forgive me too... because I had also cheated. But guess what? She flipped and never forgave me, and acted as if she had never confessed anything to me. She almost moved out that night with my son. She was a stupid psychotic bitch.

Hypocrisy ftl.

Yeah, after we got married I made sure to never tell her about the affairs I was having :cop:

true story. not proud of it but trying to be funny

'63-Strat · Post by **'63-Strat** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:23 pm

Mike LX-R wrote:
'63-Strat wrote:
Mike LX-R wrote:
'63-Strat wrote:
100 watt wrote:i dunno. If his ol lady's the Jelly type, he may never live it down.

I firmly believe if you cheat, you take that to the grave. Telling the other person is for your own guilty conscience, and not going to make their lives any better. My grandfather told my grandmother he'd been cheating with prostitutes when he'd go on gambling trips right before she died. Way to go, asshole.

I agree with this, and that was really fucked up.

Let me share a fucked up story with you guys. Before my ex and I got married she came to me with a confession that when we were first dating exclusively that she cheated on me. She was crying and felt like a horrible person and was asking to be forgiven. So I forgave her, and I told her that I wanted her to forgive herself... because she was going to need to find the strength to forgive me too... because I had also cheated. But guess what? She flipped and never forgave me, and acted as if she had never confessed anything to me. She almost moved out that night with my son. She was a stupid psychotic bitch.

Hypocrisy ftl.

Yeah, after we got married I made sure to never tell her about the affairs I was having

true story. not proud of it but trying to be funny

And you're no longer together, huh? Weird.

marshallnoise · Post by **marshallnoise** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:26 pm

[rhetorical question]

Is it that hard to keep your dick in your pants and not cheat?

[/rhetorical question]

long standing member · Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:39 pm

Sasquatch wrote:
I have a buddy who is telling me pretty much the opposite (he has a wife and a live-in girlfriend).

why the fuck does shit like this never happen to me????????? :cry:

KCTigerChief · Post by **KCTigerChief** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:42 pm

long standing member wrote:
Sasquatch wrote:
I have a buddy who is telling me pretty much the opposite (he has a wife and a live-in girlfriend).

why the fuck does shit like this never happen to me?????????

Marry a disgusting biker chick from a bar, and I bet your odds go up substantially.

jamminjohn · Post by **jamminjohn** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:42 pm

It does not matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home...

Dave Lister · Post by **Dave Lister** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:47 pm

Introduce your coworker to with the wife and have a three-way. :thu:

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:52 pm

'63-Strat wrote:And you're no longer together, huh? Weird.

Yeah go figure. The issues were vast, beyond having mistresses. But seriously I've realized a lot of things about how and why things went as bad as they did which was what led me to allow myself to cheat, and without knowing how these things can develop you won't be able to outgrow them or stop them when similar patterns resurface.

'63-Strat · Post by **'63-Strat** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:03 pm

Mike LX-R wrote:
'63-Strat wrote:And you're no longer together, huh? Weird.

Yeah go figure. The issues were vast, beyond having mistresses. But seriously I've realized a lot of things about how and why things went as bad as they did which was what led me to allow myself to cheat, and without knowing how these things can develop you won't be able to outgrow them or stop them when similar patterns resurface.

I'm not judging man, I've never even come close to getting married myself as I know I would have a tough time with it honestly. And I'm not that young either lol.

Schweezly · Post by **Schweezly** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:25 pm

jamminjohn wrote:It does not matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home...

I had a gf once tell me "you can look at the menu, you just can't order anything"

:lol:

And OP, how would you feel if your wife was doing this was a dude at work? That should tell you if it's wrong or not, unless you've got fucked priorities.

jamminjohn · Post by **jamminjohn** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:38 pm

Schweezly wrote:
jamminjohn wrote:It does not matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home...

I had a gf once tell me "you can look at the menu, you just can't order anything"

:lol:

nice....

~Abstract~ · Post by **~Abstract~** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:56 pm

Delete this thread...and never mention it again.

Not to us, not to the lady, and CERTAINLY NEVER TO YOUR WIFE.

NEVER.

TurboRotary13b · Post by **TurboRotary13b** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:25 pm

Just have a three way with the wife and STFU about it.. Everyone wins.

TyroneBiggums · Post by **TyroneBiggums** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:39 pm

~Abstract~ wrote:Delete this thread...and never mention it again.

Not to us, not to the lady, and CERTAINLY NEVER TO YOUR WIFE.

NEVER.

Something tells me that he probably will tell his wife. In the interest of, you know, full disclosure. He seems to be into that.

OP: lol yer dumb

100 watt · Post by **100 watt** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:27 pm

Independent George wrote:Introduce your coworker to with the wife and have a three-way.

buy double headed dong. Have them go ass to ass.

win

Yarbicus · Post by **Yarbicus** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:28 pm

Anyone ever get laid?

100 watt · Post by **100 watt** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:34 pm

Once, by a ventriloquist dummy

'63-Strat · Post by **'63-Strat** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:37 pm

TyroneBiggums wrote:
~Abstract~ wrote:Delete this thread...and never mention it again.

Not to us, not to the lady, and CERTAINLY NEVER TO YOUR WIFE.

NEVER.

Something tells me that he probably will tell his wife. In the interest of, you know, full disclosure. He seems to be into that.

OP: lol yer dumb

OP: do not tell your wife.

leftyaxeman · Post by **leftyaxeman** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:41 pm

~Abstract~ wrote:Delete this thread...and never mention it again.

Not to us, not to the lady, and CERTAINLY NEVER TO YOUR WIFE.

NEVER.

This.

NaturalBornBoy · Post by **NaturalBornBoy** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:41 pm

Y0UNGBL00D wrote:im imagining meredith from the office.

Bwahahahahaha

DjentFarts · Post by **DjentFarts** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:07 pm

LOL To the OP, if y'all were an ugly puke, such as myself, you wouldn't have to worry about this stuff!

KCTigerChief · Post by **KCTigerChief** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:11 pm

DjentFarts wrote:LOL To the OP, if y'all were an ugly puke, such as myself, you wouldn't have to worry about this stuff!

Damn dude...get some confidence :lol:

If that's you in your avatar, I've seen much MUCH worse :lol:

Seriously though, say this to yourself everyday; "I AM AWESOME! YOU ARE NOT! I AM GREAT, FUCK YOU!"

Then bask in your own awesomeness! :thu:

NaturalBornBoy · Post by **NaturalBornBoy** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:13 pm

KCTigerChief wrote:
DjentFarts wrote:LOL To the OP, if y'all were an ugly puke, such as myself, you wouldn't have to worry about this stuff!

Damn dude...get some confidence

If that's you in your avatar, I've seen much MUCH worse Seriously though, say this to yourself everyday; "I AM AWESOME! YOU ARE NOT! I AM GREAT, FUCK YOU!"

Then bask in your own awesomeness!

Then it puts the lotion in the basket

DjentFarts · Post by **DjentFarts** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:14 pm

Nah man I'm old and married and completely content. Focus on family and music and the rest falls into place. Why bother with the drama that comes from the OPs situation. You can work with attractive women all day long the key is to have your head in the right place and then you dont have to worry about it.

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