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Whores will have their trinkets.
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No matter how mundane your job is, a reality show can be produced about it.
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NBC is turning into The Lifetime Network
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They're all dead Dave.
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No matter how ridiculous a fashion fad looks...if enough people on TV are doing it, the rest of the world follows.

From Country Music videos - You dont have to be able to play a guitar. Just hold an accoustic & you're talented.

From the news - Sports are more important than the news / current events. Athletes should be put on a pedestal & worshipped.

From "music" channels - People hear with their eyes.
Living in the ghetto is glamorous. Choreographed dance moves > musicianship.
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Steve McQueen is a badass.
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Drinking all day and having affairs will a successful man make.
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TV stations air the same rubbish all the time.
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Buy. Consume.
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How boring dinner time game shows are.
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1. Even though technology has gotten better by leaps and bounds, meteorologists STILL cannot predict weather any better than they did 30 years ago.
2. It seems like either someone will inevitably break into my house and kill me, or I will have a house fire, because they happen every day.
3. I need to get to the stores early before a storm because if not, all the milk and bread will be gone, and I need that.
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Elessar [Sly] wrote:How boring dinner time game shows are.



I actually like Family Feud since Steve Harvey's hosting it.
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If the world obeyed the laws of cartoons, life would be a lot more fun and interesting. There would also be very few unattractive women.
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100 watt wrote:
Elessar [Sly] wrote:How boring dinner time game shows are.



I actually like Family Feud since Steve Harvey's hosting it.


Don't think we get that over here, not that I tend to watch much TV at that time of day lol.
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It's been on since the 70's or so. Just different hosts. I've always liked Steve Harvey.
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The Anomaly wrote:3. I need to get to the stores early before a storm because if not, all the milk and bread will be gone, and I need that.


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1. On teen Jeopardy, I can only get half the answers right, and I feel stupid as hell.
2. On regular Jeopardy, I can get a couple of answers right, and the ones I know, seem to baffle the contestants.
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The Anomaly wrote:1. On teen Jeopardy, I can only get half the answers right, and I feel stupid as hell.
2. On regular Jeopardy, I can get a couple of answers right, and the ones I know, seem to baffle the contestants.

THIS! My son LOVES Jeopardy so I know these feels well.
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Independent George wrote:No matter how mundane your job is, a reality show can be produced about it.


This.
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When 3 witches live together, they don't wear bras.
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Elessar [Sly] wrote:When 3 witches live together, they don't wear bras.



bette midler? sarah jessica parker? whoever that other bitch is?
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wrongnote85 wrote:
Elessar [Sly] wrote:When 3 witches live together, they don't wear bras.



bette midler? sarah jessica parker? whoever that other bitch is?


haha no I meant alyssa milano, Rose McGowen, Holly Marie Combs, (and Shannon Doherty).
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Saiyans are badass.
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