Remind me never to go to Brazil
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Remind me never to go to Brazil
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPujnYOX9dc[/video]
or australia
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol6Eg9tNwUw[/video]
or australia
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol6Eg9tNwUw[/video]
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Re: Remind me never to go to Brazil
Talked bad about Brasil.
BANT!
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Re: Remind me never to go to Brazil
I've seen that in person many times. Scary, but they're harmless. It's the wandering spiders you have to worry about when you're in Brazil, they'll fuck you up real quick 

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Re: Remind me never to go to Brazil
Holy shi! I'll probably have nightmares now.
Re: Remind me never to go to Brazil
oops! *edit-thread title should read "It takes a man with guebos that ring like Big Ben to come from Brazil"


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Re: Remind me never to go to Brazil
This is why I would rather live in some cold wasteland than a tropical paradise.
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My parents didn't mention the spiders much when they went to Brasil. Snakes, yes, bugs in general, yes, spiders not so much.
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Re: Remind me never to go to Brazil
All the hot Brazillian ass trumps big spiders.
Your man card, hand it over.
Your man card, hand it over.
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Re: Remind me never to go to Brazil
4 words:
BRAZILLIAN FART FETISH PORN.
BRAZILLIAN FART FETISH PORN.
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100 watt wrote:4 words:
BRAZILLIAN FART FETISH PORN.
Sounds delicious!!
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Re: Remind me never to go to Brazil
So how all those spiders up in the air like that anyways?
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Re: Remind me never to go to Brazil
Mesa/Kramer wrote:So how all those spiders up in the air like that anyways?
From the video description:
A biologist who specializes in spiders of the Pontifical Catholic University of Paraná (PUC-PR), Marta Fischer, examined the picture and said that the phenomenon is normal and occurs mainly in the cities of São Paulo. "This type of spiders are known to be quite social.
They are usually in trees during the day and in the late afternoon and early evening construct a sort of giant sheet of webs, in order to trap insects.
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Re: Remind me never to go to Brazil
A Brazilian thread has this many posts without pics of models with a sandy beach in the background....
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Re: Remind me never to go to Brazil
Talking about Brazilian ass,
Having been inside of two Brazilian women, I can tell you they feel just like any other female.
Fuck the spiders, I'll just bang white women.
Having been inside of two Brazilian women, I can tell you they feel just like any other female.
Fuck the spiders, I'll just bang white women.
Re: Remind me never to go to Brazil
SexWithRobots wrote:This is why I would rather live in some cold wasteland than a tropical paradise.
Grew up here, and is happy he did!
