Stoopit band names made stoopitar(d)

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Puddle of Mud- Puddle of Chud
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rugbyguitargod wrote:Puddle of Mud- Puddle of Chud
Metallica- Shitallica
Megadeth- Megameth
Dope- Dope
Texas Hippie Coalition- Fat Fuck Inc.
Silverchair- Silverbunghair

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Mumford and Sons- Bunghole and Cunts
Mumford and Sons- I Fuck my Sister
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five finger death punch - five finger vulcan shocker
insane clown posse - crazy fat bitches
bowling for soup - trolling for poop
nickelback - gimmiemymoneyback
my chemical romance - my homicidal bromance
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John Cougar Menstrual Cramp
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Diddlybo wrote:John Cougar Menstrual Cramp
:clap:

You need to copywrite that and sell the name to a would be grindcore act.
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Elessar [Sly] wrote:Wings


LEMMY would probably smack the taste out of your mouth. :freak:
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rock flag and eagle wrote:five finger death punch - five finger vulcan shocker
insane clown posse - crazy fat bitches
bowling for soup - trolling for poop
nickelback - gimmiemymoneyback
my chemical romance - my homicidal bromance


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Diddlybo wrote:John Cougar Menstrual Cramp


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Dying Fetus - Diabetes (Die A Beetus - as Wilfred Brimley would pronounce it)
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JonVengeance wrote:Dying Fetus - Diabetes (Die A Beetus - as Wilfred Brimley would pronounce it)



You're on fire!

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David Lee Broth wrote:
JonVengeance wrote:Dying Fetus - Diabetes (Die A Beetus - as Wilfred Brimley would pronounce it)



You're on fire!

:)


Here's another

Children of Bodom - Children of Scrotum
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New Found Glory - New Found Gloryhole
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Five Finger Fist Fuck
Rampage wrote:This is like, "should I trade my ziplock bag full of mayo for a Fleshlight."

Yes.
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Independent George wrote:Five Finger Fist Fuck


Where have you been?


:clock:

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David Lee Broth wrote:
Independent George wrote:Five Finger Fist Fuck


Where have you been?


:clock:

:lol:


Working in the oil patch mang. :thu:

Back on topic.

Nickleback-Lick a sack.
John Cougar Tramp Stamp
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Whiplash: Slitgash
Death Cab For Cutie: Facts of Life for Tootie
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The Kinks: The Dinks
The Blues Brothers: The Boob Scrubbers
Hall and Oates: Dicks In Boats
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