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I opened up Spotify and was greeted with this asshole:
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Who the fuck is this guy?!? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ya but look at these pics! WTF is going on here. When did he become a cowboy? Is he releasing a country album? I got no idea WTF is going on here. :lol:
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Your from Texas damnit!


Thats not cowboy gear, you should know better :lol:
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THat second pic he's gotta duster coat on! And the cowboy hat. WTF dude thinks he's a rancher now or some shit?
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That's how he dressed at his summer tour. I took the gf for her bday, and wasn't thrilled to go...but I really enjoyed the show.

But yea, wtf on the outfit.
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That douche may be the biggest poser in the history of music. Its the Outlaw Josie Mayer. :lol:
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Diddlybo wrote:That douche may be the biggest poser in the history of music. Its the Outlaw Josie Mayer. :lol:

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douche magoo. correct.

but why was your spotify set on john mayer? :cop:
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he wears some girlie hippie headband with a wife beater in other pics i saw

total goof
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I think it's a tribute to that episode of Friends where Joey puts on all of Chandlers clothes.
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holy shit, what a douche nozzle. How many layers of clothes do you need? I wish I had the headboard notches he does though.
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Y0UNGBL00D wrote:douche magoo. correct.

but why was your spotify set on john mayer? :cop:

When you first open up Spotify on the desktop it goes to the discover page first, I guess this album just came out and it was at the very top with a giant pic of this asshole. :D
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rock flag and eagle wrote:I think it's a tribute to that episode of Friends where Joey puts on all of Chandlers clothes.



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BRB, going to put on all of the clothes in my closet at once.
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Rampage wrote:BRB, going to put on all of the clothes in my closet at once.

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He's like Timberlake...

I want to hate him so bad... every time I find a reason, there's another awesome thing to counteract it.
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Murdoch wrote:While yes, he is a douchebag of the highest order, the list of pussy that he has gotten puts him in the player hall of fame. The man has most recently motorboated and glazed Katy Perry's tits.

Douche or not, horrible music or not, that's goddamn impressive.

I can't stand him, but I have to respect him, as much as it pains me.


I bet when you masterbate to pics of mayer you justify it by telling yourself you are really just tugging it to all the women he has slept with. gay guilt lol
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sleewell wrote:
rock flag and eagle wrote:I think it's a tribute to that episode of Friends where Joey puts on all of Chandlers clothes.



:rofl:


he'd better not do any.... lunges.
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The dog is even looking at him thinking "WTF man? Why'd you drag me into this?"
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ovid9 wrote:The dog is even looking at him thinking "WTF man? Why'd you drag me into this?"



the dog is saying, "if you try to put a sweater on me I'll fucking gnaw your face off!"
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TU BE wrote:
ovid9 wrote:The dog is even looking at him thinking "WTF man? Why'd you drag me into this?"



the dog is saying, "if you try to put a sweater on me I'll fucking gnaw your face off!"


It's Taylor Swift's dog. It's been following him around for 2 1/2 years now, no matter what he does.
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Murdoch wrote:
Stratz wrote:
Murdoch wrote:While yes, he is a douchebag of the highest order, the list of pussy that he has gotten puts him in the player hall of fame. The man has most recently motorboated and glazed Katy Perry's tits.

Douche or not, horrible music or not, that's goddamn impressive.

I can't stand him, but I have to respect him, as much as it pains me.


I bet when you masterbate to pics of mayer you justify it by telling yourself you are really just tugging it to all the women he has slept with. gay guilt lol


Learn how to troll before you try. This is a piss poor attempt.



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benjamin801 wrote:
TU BE wrote:
ovid9 wrote:The dog is even looking at him thinking "WTF man? Why'd you drag me into this?"



the dog is saying, "if you try to put a sweater on me I'll fucking gnaw your face off!"


It's Taylor Swift's dog. It's been following him around for 2 1/2 years now, no matter what he does.



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Telephant wrote:
Diddlybo wrote:That douche may be the biggest poser in the history of music. Its the Outlaw Josie Mayer. :lol:

In the words of Brolando (soundgarden2674759394Niner)... OH SHIII-....


:rofl:

Telephant wrote:
Y0UNGBL00D wrote:douche magoo. correct.

but why was your spotify set on john mayer? :cop:

When you first open up Spotify on the desktop it goes to the discover page first, I guess this album just came out and it was at the very top with a giant pic of this asshole. :D


:cop:

Stratz wrote:I bet when you masterbate to pics of mayer you justify it by telling yourself you are really just tugging it to all the women he has slept with. gay guilt lol


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