So I ordered a guitar from China

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itchyfingers wrote:What exactly is the problem? Looks like a Stringroy to me. :idk:

I love how they made room for that truss rod adjuster, with a claw hammer.


Yeah the guy definitely didn’t even centre the butter knife before smashing it through the 22nd fret.
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I hate these types of sellers/builders. The advertised pics always look perfect, then the actual guitar looks like... well you said it best, an 8 year old finished it.

Is it even playable?
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It’s not terrible. I’ve played much worse.
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I need to put this 49-piece, routed-by-a-10-year-old body back together first

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The quality of this guitar has completely changed my mind. The Chinese should rule the world.
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This is straight up trash. Actually, I wouldn't even throw it in my trash because I don't want offend the empty Pepsi can and half eaten ham sandwich that are currently in there.
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duncan wrote:I need to put this 49-piece, routed-by-a-10-year-old body back together first

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Lol the guy will probably eventually reach out to you to return it to him and it'll be a totally different finish :lol:
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It looks quite emotional.
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JSutter wrote:It looks quite emotional.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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sounds ok because the amp is great but still..

Also, your video is like the guitar version of the blairwitch project. Put the phone on a stand before starting the video holy hell :lol:
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GuitarBilly wrote:sounds ok because the amp is great but still..

Also, your video is like the guitar version of the blairwitch project. Put the phone on a stand before starting the video holy hell :lol:


No. Video quality matches guitar.
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:lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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JSutter wrote:It looks quite emotional.

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GuitarBilly wrote:sounds ok because the amp is great but still..

Also, your video is like the guitar version of the blairwitch project. Put the phone on a stand before starting the video holy hell :lol:


Wait. Which amp do you think I was playing
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duncan wrote:
GuitarBilly wrote:sounds ok because the amp is great but still..

Also, your video is like the guitar version of the blairwitch project. Put the phone on a stand before starting the video holy hell :lol:


Wait. Which amp do you think I was playing



Do you legit own anything less than epic amps?
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Dave wrote:
duncan wrote:
GuitarBilly wrote:sounds ok because the amp is great but still..

Also, your video is like the guitar version of the blairwitch project. Put the phone on a stand before starting the video holy hell :lol:


Wait. Which amp do you think I was playing



Do you legit own anything less than epic amps?


I happen to have several mid amps
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duncan wrote:
GuitarBilly wrote:sounds ok because the amp is great but still..

Also, your video is like the guitar version of the blairwitch project. Put the phone on a stand before starting the video holy hell :lol:


Wait. Which amp do you think I was playing


No idea :idk: but it sounded great
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GuitarBilly wrote:
duncan wrote:
GuitarBilly wrote:sounds ok because the amp is great but still..

Also, your video is like the guitar version of the blairwitch project. Put the phone on a stand before starting the video holy hell :lol:


Wait. Which amp do you think I was playing


No idea :idk: but it sounded great


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