Was doing dishes and she was sitting at the counter opening stuff, and one of her friends got her a grab bag. A candle, bottle of perfume she likes, and a disposable vape pen.
She hits it a few times and says it tastes like trash, hands it to me and I take like 5 big rips off it and agree.
Goes to our daughter and asks if she wants it, and she says “no thanks, I don’t like weed pens.”
Both of us look at each other and grab the box. Sure enough, disposable sativa pen.
We are now both stoned as f**k as neither of us smokes weed.
On the one hand, we both laughed really hard for a really long time so that was fun.
OTOH I wasn't ready.....I haven't toked up in maybe 15 yrs and it's been way longer for her.....I don't like it when drugs sneak up on me lol
Funny thing is that this particular group of friends of hers are all professionals; doctors, lawyers, a former state Senator etc...and all of them are Mormons as well.


