Anyone need some vocals? Clip inside.

[mseriously30]

https://soundcloud.com/iammatthewlloyd/wake-up

This tune has blasted out of my computer to wake me up for the past week.

I can't get Bieber and/or Paris Hilton to do some vocals for me, so, my best impression of Gilbert Godfried will be the only way I can annoy my own ass out of bed in the morning.

[Telephant]

I heard this band the first time when they were called The Locust. Or some bastardized version of Zeke.

[KCTigerChief]

Jesus Christ...that would definitely get me to wake the fuck up

[mseriously30]

The original version was half that long and twice as fast and approximately 4 times louder. It sounded nearly the same as two tom cats humping an angry porcupine.

But it freaked me the hell out and caused me to sprint toward my computer the split second it erupted. So yeah it worked, but I pulled a hammy and possibly tore my labia.

This one makes my daughter laugh and doesn't cause me to sleep-sprint-faceplant.


For real. This is my life.

[KCTigerChief]

I think you need to post the picture of you "standing" on a beer can.

BTW, glad to have you here man...How about a "come see how awesome I am" thread? Because let's be honest...that thread was legendary.