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ajaxlepinski wrote:I got banned from the gift shop...
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The Centurion is doing the right thing!
It seems as thought the naked non-Roman has taken a huge dump in public!
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHzxadwOXf0[/youtube]

Been a few years since we've seen this gem.
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I would have kept that sick ending going on longer.
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I can't imaging gigging this guitar! :eek:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQxxpBDkoRQ[/youtube]
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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That is insane!
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Don't worry! Everything is under control :eek:
https://i.imgur.com/9Vb6sXM.mp4


Cool shutter speed sync vid...
https://i.imgur.com/d9Pl8OH.mp4
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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this prolly gonna piss you off
https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/stat ... 62049?s=20
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fretless wrote:this prolly gonna piss you off
https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/stat ... 62049?s=20



That was an epic fail.
A side kick in the ribs or knee is what that blowhard needed.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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fretless wrote:this prolly gonna piss you off
https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/stat ... 62049?s=20

which part?

:rofl:
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party time
https://imgur.com/gallery/jR43Fhk
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This is too funny.... not political!!! For humor only!!!!
https://i.imgur.com/w07hfka.mp4
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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It took a few seconds for the punchline to kick in...
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:It took a few seconds for the punchline to kick in...
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:lol:

It took a few seconds for me to look away from the t1ts in the red bikini top
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fretless wrote:party time
https://imgur.com/gallery/jR43Fhk

I never noticed how much he looks like Owen Wilson before.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:This is too funny.... not political!!! For humor only!!!!
https://i.imgur.com/w07hfka.mp4


Dude this killed me :lol:
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That glass guitar is amazing
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Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!!!
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Female reverend, humor, AND rock n roll quotes? I'd say that's a pretty progressive church!
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!!!
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^^^ :lol: ^^^





Saw this pic on Imgur.com so, I had to order a copy at abeooks.com.... you know, just for laughs! :D
When I visited Abebooks, they had a copy titled, "Don'ts for Wives and Don'ts for Husbands".... this copy will keep me out of the dog house with the g/f! :cop:
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Amazing!
https://i.imgur.com/sJZMEi2.mp4

Pretty funny...
https://i.imgur.com/gxFgfrh.gif

F 'n A!!!
https://i.imgur.com/xpPns48.mp4
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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