The official funny/fail/epic thread.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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(Above) Ha Ha ha ha
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There is definitely something wrong with this....
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Day 37 of the lockdown...
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibFkJwomL_4[/youtube]
This shit has me rolling.
This shit has me rolling.
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^man, that's painful.
I thought Post Malone did a pretty epic job.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7eaGcIyhPU[/youtube]
I thought Post Malone did a pretty epic job.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7eaGcIyhPU[/youtube]
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Jezus I made it like thirty seconds into that Puddle of Mudd thing before the wife asked me if I was gonna be OK.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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“Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more”
― Nikola Tesla
“I cannot be arsed with this right now”
― MISTER NOBODY™
"Stand up for what you believe in even if you are standing alone"
― Sophie Scholl
― Nikola Tesla
“I cannot be arsed with this right now”
― MISTER NOBODY™
"Stand up for what you believe in even if you are standing alone"
― Sophie Scholl
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Here it is with audio. She was angry because, he bought her a kid's meal instead of a regular meal.
That butt gives her a false sense of entitlement.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhnFtXDuH-Y[/youtube]
That butt gives her a false sense of entitlement.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhnFtXDuH-Y[/youtube]
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:There is definitely something wrong with this....
Can't imagine what you're thinking, you perv!
(butt plug-check;
pump the trigger--check;
squirts out the mouth, well, we can use our imagination--check)
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF!
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long standing member wrote:ajaxlepinski wrote:There is definitely something wrong with this....
Can't imagine what you're thinking, you perv!
(butt plug-check;
pump the trigger--check;
squirts out the mouth, well, we can use our imagination--check)
Ummmm... I was thinking the eyes were too big!
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.
“Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more”
― Nikola Tesla
“I cannot be arsed with this right now”
― MISTER NOBODY™
"Stand up for what you believe in even if you are standing alone"
― Sophie Scholl
― Nikola Tesla
“I cannot be arsed with this right now”
― MISTER NOBODY™
"Stand up for what you believe in even if you are standing alone"
― Sophie Scholl
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:long standing member wrote:ajaxlepinski wrote:There is definitely something wrong with this....
Can't imagine what you're thinking, you perv!
(butt plug-check;
pump the trigger--check;
squirts out the mouth, well, we can use our imagination--check)
Ummmm... I was thinking the eyes were too big!
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF!
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Uploaded this in the Coronavirus thread, but figured it'd do good here.
Last edited by linthat22 on Sun May 10, 2020 8:44 am, edited 1 time in total.
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linthat22 wrote:Uploaded this in the Coronavirus thread, but figured it'd do good here.
Because posting something totally racist in just one place wasn't enough, right? Way to go full blown Nimitz class douche canoe
Chink and slant are offensive labels to Asian people; apparently you lack the sense to realize that, or the moral compass to care. Classy as always.
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MikeO wrote:linthat22 wrote:Uploaded this in the Coronavirus thread, but figured it'd do good here.
Because posting something totally racist in just one place wasn't enough, right? Way to go full blown Nimitz class douche canoe
Chink and slant are offensive labels to Asian people; apparently you lack the sense to realize that, or the moral compass to care. Classy as always.
Sorry about that, I didn't even notice those words as I thought it was funny to the tune of John Cougar's song.
*EDIT* I deleted the picture as my intention wasn't to offend. I will say, my Asian wife found it funny.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:
This is the type of thing that back in my farming days I'd see the neighbors do when they're drunk off their asses in the evening getting ready to take off hunting or fishing the next morning and you just pray you get to be there when they go to take off. Sometimes they wouldn't catch it. That's when the fun starts.
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nightflameauto wrote:ajaxlepinski wrote:
This is the type of thing that back in my farming days I'd see the neighbors do when they're drunk off their asses in the evening getting ready to take off hunting or fishing the next morning and you just pray you get to be there when they go to take off. Sometimes they wouldn't catch it. That's when the fun starts.
I want to see the "And now, you know the rest of the story" video...
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81xrYekC4F8[/youtube]
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote: