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^^^ ^^^
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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I had no idea that Yngwie Malmsteen put out a cover's album, but my God! He must've had this dude singing.
The Yngwie cover:
(time stamped) https://youtu.be/Adv0zV2iMOI?t=21
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adv0zV2iMOI[/youtube]
The dude who Yngwie sounds like
(time stamped) https://youtu.be/71Y9K-He3lM?t=60
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Y9K-He3lM[/youtube]
In all fairness, I found the Corey Hart cover kinda cool in some of the vocal takes that Corey could do lol
The Yngwie cover:
(time stamped) https://youtu.be/Adv0zV2iMOI?t=21
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adv0zV2iMOI[/youtube]
The dude who Yngwie sounds like
(time stamped) https://youtu.be/71Y9K-He3lM?t=60
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Y9K-He3lM[/youtube]
In all fairness, I found the Corey Hart cover kinda cool in some of the vocal takes that Corey could do lol
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8vuEsIT8Dk[/youtube]
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF!
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I've seen a lot of performance artists on the subway but, that guy is nuts!!!
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Reminds me of that movie, Sausage Party...
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Wait for it...
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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The full article: https://www.theonion.com/increasingly-u ... 1841001470
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:Wait for it...
That one literally had me burst out laughing at my desk.
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nightflameauto wrote:
That one literally had me burst out laughing at my desk.
same here
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I laughed out loud too. I can't understand why my g/f didn't think it was funny? Prolly for the same reason women don't get the Three Stooges.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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That, and it was a idiot man clubbing an unsuspecting girl upside the head
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clipless bumper wrote:That, and it was a idiot man clubbing an unsuspecting girl upside the head
#CavemanHumor
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clipless bumper wrote:That, and it was a idiot man clubbing an unsuspecting girl upside the head
This reminds me. My wife reads romance novels (I know, but bear with me). She said in one of them one of the girls is talking about how sometimes a gal just needs a good shaking after some dude grabbed her by the shoulders and started tossing her around. It was, of course, written by a man.
But now in our house if she gets lippy with me I'll pop off, "Looks like you're feeling like you need a good shaking." Sometimes she laughs. Sometimes it just makes her so mad she stops talking. Win-win.
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Win-win... that made me laugh!
I totally agree with clipless... it depends on who the victim is... if the victim is a man, there is a better chance getting a laugh out of a woman.
I totally agree with clipless... it depends on who the victim is... if the victim is a man, there is a better chance getting a laugh out of a woman.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:Win-win... that made me laugh!
I totally agree with clipless... it depends on who the victim is... if the victim is a man, there is a better chance getting a laugh out of a woman.
My wife would probably laugh if I showed it to her. She loves unintentional violence no matter the circumstances. I know one of the first times we made out she accidentally elbowed me so hard in the chin it almost knocked me out and then she couldn't stop laughing for about a half hour.
Then there was the time I accidentally smacked her with a cabinet door while putting dishes away. As she fell to the floor she started cracking up and by the time I was helping her up she was laughing so hard it was hard to hold onto her.
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This explains how women think. It was making the rounds a few years ago so, you may have seen it....
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjUFYxSxDk[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjUFYxSxDk[/youtube]
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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So wrong, yet hilarious.
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nightflameauto wrote:https://twitter.com/LAPDHQ/status/1235059730067808256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Of course it's a BMW driver.
I'm sure they could just..... buff that out... nothing to see here.