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Get me some of that ol' KP sauce.
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Rampage wrote:This is like, "should I trade my ziplock bag full of mayo for a Fleshlight."

Yes.
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^ hehe
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nakedzen wrote:Image

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fretless wrote:http://ultimateclassicrock.com/kiss-beth-video-spoof/


This is 100000000 times funnier than that.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw5oJoUYTb8&list=PLC7E04DC6054AF1B0&index=1[/video]
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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/carnival-life-savings-135411650.html?vp=1


TL/DR: man with huge man boobs and terrible prison tattoos spends $2600 to win a stuffed bannana with dreadlocks
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awesome.
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sleewell wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/carnival-life-savings-135411650.html?vp=1


TL/DR: man with huge man boobs and terrible prison tattoos spends $2600 to win a stuffed bannana with dreadlocks



holy fucking shit. so stupid its kind of sad.
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major fucked , R.I.P.

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holy shit. sickening!
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[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNFaAqS2f18[/video]
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Fuck that douche. I hope they took him for every penny his sorry piece of shit ass had.

Fuck.

"Just a little road rash" and probably broken fucking ribs.

Hope he never got that motorcycle back.
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Rodman and Malone, that is awesome! :lol: I wonder if that was from one of the Finals?
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ovid9 wrote:Fuck that douche. I hope they took him for every penny his sorry piece of shit ass had.

Fuck.

"Just a little road rash" and probably broken fucking ribs.

Hope he never got that motorcycle back.


Let me guess, you ride road bikes and think you own the road too. After watching that video several times, it is clear to me that the motorcyclist stiffened up when he saw the two bicyclists in his line. He wasn't speeding and wasn't riding aggressively. Its called an accident for a reason.

Moreover, I don't get the mentality that lots of cyclists have thinking that they should "compete" with vehicles that travel so much faster than they do.
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It's the unicyclists you have to watch out for; those mother lickers are wreckless and couldn't give a schmit about anyone.
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fretless wrote:[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNFaAqS2f18[/video]


Ouch.. that sucks but clearly the guy on the motorbike was either distracted or not paying attention, didn't look like he was driving recklessly to me.. One thing I give the guys that go cycling on major roads here in Trinidad is they normally have a car or truck following them to ensure shit like that doesn't happen. It's not uncommon that if the group gets large enough they hire a police escort, although I do think that's a law here... not 100% sure since I don't ride...
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it was the motor bikes fault , it's a hairpin turn and he drives right off the freakin road and hits those guys . It's a known hairy road , this youtoober has hrs and hrs of dopes riding off the road in the very same place .
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