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ajaxlepinski wrote:WTF?!?!?!?!? Great vocals, though :cop: :facepalm:


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OMG the verse at 1:24 is soooooo not PC. They'd never get airplay today! :lol:

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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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You mean we cant smack our women when they talk back? :lol:
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RIFF wrote:You mean we cant smack our women when they talk back? :lol:



As long as you don't leave any evidence, I suppose it's OK :cop:
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:
RIFF wrote:You mean we cant smack our women when they talk back? :lol:



As long as you don't leave any evidence, I suppose it's OK :cop:

Seems like I saw a movie where they used a bag full of citrus!

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Bobbitted! Ouch! :cry:


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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:Bobbitted! Ouch! :cry:


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Do you remember when he did that porno after they reattached his wiener? I never watched it, but they had screen shots in Juggs magazine which I subscribed to at the time.
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Slobber Rod wrote:
ajaxlepinski wrote:Bobbitted! Ouch! :cry:


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Do you remember when he did that porno after they reattached his wiener? I never watched it, but they had screen shots in Juggs magazine which I subscribed to at the time.



If you do a Google Image search for, "Bobbitt" you can see a courtroom photo of the prosecutor holding up a pic of the severed member. It made be cringe.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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lolll ¨^
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The pedal descriptions at about 2:55 is pretty funny...

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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:[video]https://zippy.gfycat.com/PlaintiveObedientFlounder.webm[/video]


So fake -- but I enjoyed watching it at least 10 times. :lol:
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