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Arrested were Titus Calhoun 29 of 5 walnut street, apartment 25 Toms River and Jesse Jackson 30 of 208 Martin Luther King Drive , Lakewood and they are charged with possession with intent to distribute heroin. The suspects were using various hotels in the Toms River area dealing narcotics. Last night’s arrest took place at the Ramada Inn on Route #9 were they were renting a room.

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God Damn it Billy Bob... stop trying to do back flips
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Crazy foo'!
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Darwin had 3 chances to do his thang on that guy doing backflips.
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That guy just looks like a twat. Deserved the punch. Should have been harder though.
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:hmm: :lol:

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Too soon??? :facepalm:
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Placemat Jackson wrote::hmm: :lol:

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Love this one, and the skittles is my favorite part. :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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If that's real then that's just sad.
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OverDriven wrote:
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If that's real then that's just sad.



I actually had teacher in Middle and High School tell me that i didn't need spelling tests because computers have spell check, and multiple math teachers tell that i'd never use any of the lessons they taught me in unless i was an engineer or physicist. So yea, that train on thought is real :facepalm:
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Nateispro wrote:
OverDriven wrote:
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If that's real then that's just sad.



I actually had teacher in Middle and High School tell me that i didn't need spelling tests because computers have spell check, and multiple math teachers tell that i'd never use any of the lessons they taught me in unless i was an engineer or physicist. So yea, that train on thought is real :facepalm:


Well I will say that I took Trigonometry and Calculus classes in high school and have yet to really apply them. Very rarely I get into some of that while programming. So I can kind of see what your teachers were saying if they were teaching more advanced math. Algebra 1, 2 and Geometry though - definitely use those commonly.
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