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Awesome!!!! ^^^ Stealing that for my avatar!!! ^^^
Wooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rawk:
My nephew calls me The Dude... I have no idea why... probably the occasional acid flash back :lol:
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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haha!! :lol:


(Twice? Thats weird..)
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haha!! :lol:
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ajaxlepinski wrote:Awesome!!!! ^^^ Stealing that for my avatar!!! ^^^
Wooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rawk:
My nephew calls me The Dude... I have no idea why... probably the occasional acid flash back :lol:


That's great.
It was a random doom band name generator that a buddy then made an album cover from. It lead to about 30-40 posts of Big Lebowski+Doom references.

A good time was had by all.
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Image :lol:
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[video]http://youtu.be/W7Hoz2ZHYZM[/video]
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Rampage wrote:This is like, "should I trade my ziplock bag full of mayo for a Fleshlight."

Yes.
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Someone jazzed it up :lol:


[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoLS9We9hl4[/video]
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aizenx wrote:Someone jazzed it up :lol:


[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoLS9We9hl4[/video]




:rofl:
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[video]https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1423073218139.webm[/video]
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[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pEsZkTTgydc[/video]

Thish ish dddemocrashy manifesht. GET YER HANDSH OFF MY PENISSSHHH!

Jeezus chrap this dude is funny as fuck.
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Oldie but goodie, I think I first stumbled upon this on the old HCAF-forums. Apologies if it has already been displayed in the thread, but this is awesome entertainment with some Friday-drinks and deserves a re-post:

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnC-zhRCGNg[/video]
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Image :lol:
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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aizenx wrote:Someone jazzed it up :lol:


[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoLS9We9hl4[/video]

OMG, awesome!
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fretless wrote:Image


I want to buy that house, marry that woman, and give that cat a nice warm bed.
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Warning Speed Bag: That cat looks like a crotch sleeper. Sounds real cozy until you wake up with massive munge buildup and a cat kneading your nuts. Little fuckers.
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nightflameauto wrote:Warning Speed Bag: That cat looks like a crotch sleeper. Sounds real cozy until you wake up with massive munge buildup and a cat kneading your nuts. Little fuckers.


I've already got a crotch sleeper, his name is Julio. I have to put him in the basement when Myrtle comes over or he gets up in our junk.
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Try the crotch sleep routine with an 80 pound dog sometime. It's great to wake up with your legs splayed out like you're some kind of gymnast and a dog and three cats stuffing their noses up your nethers. Brutal.

At least the older dog got over her wakeup routine. I used to wake up feeling her jump on the bed, and have just enough time to see her three feet in the air about to land on my crotch.

Fuck. Why do I have pets again?
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