Old man rants at Metallica cloud. Again

[JiveTurkey]

Driving to work; turn on Liquid Metal. Which has apparently turned into Metallica radio in anticipation of the Blacklist thing. Which is where we take an album I loathed decades ago then have artists I give negative #$%^s about do covers of said songs. I was always wondering what Sad But True would sound like if covered by the Weekend.

[nightflameauto]

What the ever loving fuck?

Maybe they can have Tori Amos cover Of Wolf and Man. No wait, that might actually sound good. We wouldn't fuckin' want that, would we?

[JiveTurkey]

Names band Metallica; spends DECADES distancing themselves from the genre they revolutionized and remain one of the pinnacles of.

[nightflameauto]

Names band Metallica; spends DECADES distancing themselves from the genre they revolutionized and remain one of the pinnacles of.

My favorite (it's opposite day, go with me here) period of Metallica was when Larz and Jaahmzah kept telling everybody "Metallica isn't a metal band anymore. We're just a rock band. That's all we've ever been."

Da fuck you say bisch? REALLY? THAT'S YOUR ARGUMENT?

Oh boy. I feel a mood coming on.

[JiveTurkey]

Names band Metallica; spends DECADES distancing themselves from the genre they revolutionized and remain one of the pinnacles of.

My favorite (it's opposite day, go with me here) period of Metallica was when Larz and Jaahmzah kept telling everybody "Metallica isn't a metal band anymore. We're just a rock band. That's all we've ever been."

Da fuck you say bisch? REALLY? THAT'S YOUR ARGUMENT?

Oh boy. I feel a mood coming on.

So stupid. I watched the Icons episode on YT with Hammett the other day and it was like watching an awkward teenager. Poor guy

[nightflameauto]

Names band Metallica; spends DECADES distancing themselves from the genre they revolutionized and remain one of the pinnacles of.

My favorite (it's opposite day, go with me here) period of Metallica was when Larz and Jaahmzah kept telling everybody "Metallica isn't a metal band anymore. We're just a rock band. That's all we've ever been."

Da fuck you say bisch? REALLY? THAT'S YOUR ARGUMENT?

Oh boy. I feel a mood coming on.

So stupid. I watched the Icons episode on YT with Hammett the other day and it was like watching an awkward teenager. Poor guy

Hammett's the only one left that I still have a modicum of respect for. During some kind of monster when Jahhmzzah and Larz are screaming at each other and Hammett's just sitting there going, "Guies? Common guise? Guise?"

You have to think he wonders every day if the millions are worth it.

Saw an interview the other day with James where he was spouting shit about Corey Taylor because, "You never know what band he's in. The second you have another band, I've lost respect for you. Loyalty matters."

That's such a shit attitude for anybody, but from him it just feels like he's still taking shots at Jason. He seems to seriously believe that having more than one band means you have to break up with one band to join the other. Bands take breaks. Some dudes don't want to take a break so they go do some other shit instead. I can't wrap my head around how that's disloyal when they spring right back the second the band's ready to roll again.

[spawnofthesith]

What the ever loving fuck?

Maybe they can have Tori Amos cover Of Wolf and Man. No wait, that might actually sound good. We wouldn't fuckin' want that, would we?

This would be rad af

Tori Amos is baws

[nightflameauto]

What the ever loving fuck?

Maybe they can have Tori Amos cover Of Wolf and Man. No wait, that might actually sound good. We wouldn't fuckin' want that, would we?

This would be rad af

Tori Amos is baws

She's certainly more metal than Metallica at this point.

[Ostinato Rubato]

My Metallica phase was short lived and never invested enough to lament their devolution.

Mojo hommies!

[nightflameauto]

My Metallica phase was short lived and never invested enough to lament their devolution.

Mojo hommies!

I wish I could say that. I basically lived, breathed, slept and ate Metallica during my guitar initiation. Most of the time I'm pretty meh about the whole thing, but there was a time . . . .

[JiveTurkey]

My Metallica phase was short lived and never invested enough to lament their devolution.

Mojo hommies!

I wish I could say that. I basically lived, breathed, slept and ate Metallica during my guitar initiation. Most of the time I'm pretty meh about the whole thing, but there was a time . . . .

All of this. Ugh. I know it's a waste of complaining energy by now but from time to time; you get a reminder of how awesome they were and in the same breath how terrible they are comparatively right now.

[K-Bizzle]

I was always wondering what Sad But True would sound like if covered by the Weekend.

I never wondered before but now I'm genuinely curious.

[Loop Bizkit]

[itchyfingers]

Ya know, I'm not nearly as cool as I was 35 years ago either.

[crankyrayhanky]

I'll never forgive all those Unforgivens

[JiveTurkey]

Exceptions exist for a reason

Ya know, I'm not nearly as cool as I was 35 years ago either.

I'm pretty much way cooler now. I think?

I'll never forgive all those Unforgivens

Bingo, Ray. Bingo.

[Tortuga]

I love this thread

Fuck tEh bleak ablum

[JiveTurkey]

Heard the song 2x4 on the way home. What a dumb piece of shit song.

[Zozobra]

[fretless]

some of the worst recorded shit I've ever heard on that list

[JiveTurkey]

Oh my god so much this

[Zozobra]

Oh my god so much this

Hits just right, doesn't it

[JiveTurkey]

I still haven't listened to Lulu

[nightflameauto]

I still haven't listened to Lulu

Has anybody listened to that intentionally? Some motherfucker just did a joint interview with Tomallica and butthole facefucker where it was literally just about justifying making that piece of shit, and even they were stumbling over their words and making it clear they have no idea what they were thinking.

But at least James is the fucking table. Fuck.

[Murdoch]

1) This is brilliant.
2) Liquid Metal was practically unlistenable last month because of all the Metallica. I love RTL/MoP/AJFA as much as anyone, but Jesus Christ. Variety.