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Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:55 pm
by benjamin801
How about for this guy?
http://humboldt.craigslist.org/muc/4236118573.htmlthis guy wrote:MY COUSIN MARRIED FIELDY OF KORN (SANTA ANA CA)
IM A DRUMMER/PIANIST/BASSIST/GUITARIST LOOKING FOR A BAND TO PLAY DRUMS IN THATS SOMEWHAT FAMOUS ALREADY SINCE I HAVE FAMILY CONNECTIONS WITH FIELDY TIES WITH HIM WILL HAPPEN SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE TEXT ME AT 7142068417 AND REPLY WITH YOUR BANDS FACEBOOK/YOUTUBE/ETC
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:06 am
by nightflameauto
Hey, my dad used to work at a pizza place so I should be able to get hired at any five star restaurant as a chef any time I want. I mean, clearly, dues have been paid since I'm related to a dude that's made some pizza and shit.
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:26 am
by Dickarms
omfg
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:01 am
by soundgardener75
Wonder where would this wedding be around here, would wanna see this and sneak in a vid.
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:19 am
by benjamin801
Someone needs to reply to him on behalf of Traidsmark.
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:02 am
by ovid9
wow. that....wow.
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:25 am
by Dickarms
soundgardener75 wrote:Wonder where would this wedding be around here, would wanna see this and sneak in a vid.
i think it happened already, if my comprehension is correct. so his cousin has already married fieldy (and is probably responsible for the ghey facepaint on the recent GC catalog), but as the loser in the ad has no band, no "family connections" have been made.
what a douche. i want a pic o this asshole
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:40 am
by sleewell
it probably was in Bakersfield and the ratio of lifted pickup trucks to high school diplomas was astounding
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:00 am
by ShaneV
Cringe worthy.
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:07 am
by Physical Riffiti
Thanks for posting, Benjamin801 - it's great to start the day with a good laugh!
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:36 am
by Devin
Lmfao
I'm sure Fieldy hates this guy
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:40 am
by Dickarms
true.. this dude keeps showing up at the parties and hes like "sandra, tell your fucking cousin nate to stay away from my azaleas and to stop telling guests im going to make him famous"
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:56 am
by benjamin801
Well, searching on his phone number yields a hit. Good to know he's keepin' it real while waiting for his big break:
http://www.angieslist.com/companylist/u ... 226108.htm
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:01 am
by Physical Riffiti
Y0UNGBL00D wrote:true.. this dude keeps showing up at the parties and hes like "sandra, tell your fucking cousin nate to stay away from my azaleas and to stop telling guests im going to make him famous"
But wives being wives, she'll force Fieldly to give the guy a job as a roadie.
"But Sandra, I don't want to take Nate out on tour..."
"He's family - you have to help him..."
Then the band ends up ditching Nate somewhere in Iowa....
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:05 am
by Dickarms
forcing nate to reevaluate his priorities, perhaps considering that maybe you cant rely on namedropping to get you through....and then he was reminded of the tale of the loop....and bucked up and said to himself, "fine. be that way. ill still tell people i know you, and will become more famous and powerful than you can possibly imagine". steeling himself against the Iowan cold, he begins to walk the highway, a smoldering coal of rage and yearning for vengeance behind his bitter, frozen visage.
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:08 am
by Marshallkiller91
Yeah.
The dude in my class that arrived late (30 mins). Walked up for his presentation and said sorry, I'm still drunk from last night (turned 21). Asked for extra points as he was almost thrown out. Thrown out after his presentation.
Today.
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:10 am
by nightflameauto
Marshallkiller91 wrote:Yeah.
The dude in my class that arrived late (30 mins). Walked up for his presentation and said sorry, I'm still drunk from last night (turned 21). Asked for extra points as he was almost thrown out. Thrown out after his presentation.
Today.
Did he get a standing ovation? That's the type of performance that, at the very least, should register a polite clap.
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:12 am
by ovid9
Marshallkiller91 wrote:Yeah.
The dude in my class that arrived late (30 mins). Walked up for his presentation and said sorry, I'm still drunk from last night (turned 21). Asked for extra points as he was almost thrown out. Thrown out after his presentation.
Today.
Wow.
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:18 am
by Marshallkiller91
nightflameauto wrote:Marshallkiller91 wrote:Yeah.
The dude in my class that arrived late (30 mins). Walked up for his presentation and said sorry, I'm still drunk from last night (turned 21). Asked for extra points as he was almost thrown out. Thrown out after his presentation.
Today.
Did he get a standing ovation? That's the type of performance that, at the very least, should register a polite clap.
No. But he got a good laugh.
I think some of us were embarrassed and the others in awe.
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:23 am
by Physical Riffiti
Y0UNGBL00D wrote:steeling himself against the Iowan cold, he begins to walk the highway, a smoldering coal of rage and yearning for vengeance behind his bitter, frozen visage.
His quest for vengance began with him hunting down all the heartless bastards who mocked him out for his Craigslist posting... they all rued the day the made fun of Fieldy's cousin-in-law....
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:44 pm
by jnurp
Some of you are aware Im the friend of the cousins sister in laws best friends ex roommates guitar players girlfriends sisters boss who just happens to be the executive secretary to the district manager of the southern region of a little company called Blockbuster Video. So yeah I know people too.
Re: Are you ever embarrassed for someone else?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:17 pm
by VTM
I am looking for someone to install replacement windows and this is exactly the type of guy I want working on my house.