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Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walmart

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:38 am
by VTM
Woman shot at Williston Walmart shot herself, records say.

By: Forum News Service, INFORUM

WILLISTON, N.D. – The woman who reported that she had been shot at the Williston Walmart last week instead accidentally shot herself, according to court records.

Alexandra Simon is charged in Williams County District Court with reckless endangerment, a Class C felony, and discharging a firearm in city limits, a Class B misdemeanor.

Court records say Williston police responded early Friday to a report that a woman had been shot in the Walmart area. Officers located Simon in the bathroom of Lonnie’s, a café near Walmart, and Simon told an officer she had been shot by one male in a group of three males.

However, the officer found a pistol in Simon’s purse and Simon then said the shooting could have been an accident but she didn’t remember how it happened, court records state. Court records accuse Simon of shooting herself in both legs while she was within one foot of at least one other individual.

Officers also observed a spoon with white residue consistent with methamphetamine inside the purse, as well as bras with Walmart price tags still attached. Simon also is charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, a Class C felony.

:facepalm:

:lol:

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 3:19 am
by DNW
Accidentally shot herself in both legs? :nope:

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 6:34 am
by Diocide
If she had a gun..... Oh wait....

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 7:59 am
by benjamin801
Can't blame her. I want to shoot myself at least once every time I walk into a Walmart. Can't imagine what I'd be driven to do if I actually stole something there.

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 8:02 am
by ovid9
benjamin801 wrote:Can't blame her. I want to shoot myself at least once every time I walk into a Walmart. Can't imagine what I'd be driven to do if I actually stole something there.


:lol:

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 8:12 am
by wrongnote85
just keep her out of the gene pool and i'll be cool with it.

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 8:20 am
by ovid9
Murdoch wrote:I will only walk into a Wal-Mart if it's an absolute LAST RESORT to pick up something that I want or need. Even then, I will ask myself, "how much do I REALLY need or want this thing?".


Same here. "Is standing in line for 20 minutes after it took me 2 minutes to grab my items worth it...."

As much as I despise their business practices, the actual shopping experience is so horrific it makes it easy to stay away. :lol:

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 8:20 am
by JonVengeance
Murdoch wrote:I will only walk into a Wal-Mart if it's an absolute LAST RESORT to pick up something that I want or need. Even then, I will ask myself, "how much do I REALLY need or want this thing?".


Yep. If I absolutely have to go to Wal-Mart, because it's the only place open and I really need something, I plan my route through the store in advance. I want to get the item check out, preferably at self-checkout, and leave that place ASAP.

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 8:22 am
by Devin
Rofl, what a great story

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 8:36 am
by Lloyd Blankfein
Sounds like a crack hooker for all those oil roughnecks.


Lol. North Dakota, you suck.

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:53 am
by ComOp
This wouldn't have happened if she had owned a gun. SHe could have pulled a gun and shot that methed out crack whore who shot her....

Wait, she was the methed out crack whore? And she shot herself? .....

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:50 am
by soundgardener75
Diocide wrote:If she had a gun..... Oh wait....


:lol:

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:32 am
by Pepi
Should have bought a shotgun

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:20 pm
by mac1215
wrongnote85 wrote:just keep her out of the gene pool and i'll be cool with it.


i bet she has 4 or 5 kids.

Re: Woman shoots herself twice after stealing bras from Walm

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:52 pm
by DISTORT6
mac1215 wrote:
i bet she has 4 or 5 kids.



From 4 or 5 boyfriends.