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Forest Gump
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:04 am
by BroSlinger
Has sex once.
Gets her pregnant.
Gets AIDS

Re: Forest Gump
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:16 am
by Devin
Re: Forest Gump
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:05 am
by nightflameauto
RUN, FORREST, RUN!
Was the secret hidden message that sex is dangerous and evil? Was it a bible-thumper's dry dream all along?
"BLOW YOU SON OF A BITCH! BLOW!"
Re: Forest Gump
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:22 am
by rock flag and eagle
Random question I just thought of. If Forests mom didn't bang the principal and Forest didn't go to the regular school, would his life have turned out differently?
Re: Forest Gump
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:32 am
by BroSlinger
rock flag and eagle wrote:Random question I just thought of. If Forests mom didn't bang the principal and Forest didn't go to the regular school, would his life have turned out differently?
Maybe, they were implying that school administrators are an extended bloodline of slow folk even if they do sometimes help humanity.
And, Forest's mom was a slut. That's why he gravitates to Jenny.
Re: Forest Gump
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2023 2:29 pm
by Rampage
Gotta shoot your shot
Re: Forest Gump
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2023 8:40 pm
by Dave
I am mentally challenged and love sluts. I connect with him on a personal level.
Re: Forest Gump
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2023 11:50 am
by Telephant
Inside you are two wolves. One of them is Forrest Gump. The other is gay Forrest Gump.

Re: Forest Gump
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 8:23 am
by MacaroniSalad
Gump sat alone, on a bench in the park...
Re: Forest Gump
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 8:49 am
by nightflameauto
The most expensive single feather in cinematic history.
Re: Forest Gump
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:40 am
by Devin
MacaroniSalad wrote:Gump sat alone, on a bench in the park...
I was obsessed with that album as a wee chap; gonna have to jam it again (the POTUSA album I mean)