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24: Never have sex with Jack Bauer.
Jerry Springer: If your wife asks about adding another woman to your sex life, make sure that you are invited.

Tv:
Red Dwarf: Rimmer is a smeghead

Black Books:
It is okay to drink wine
Dave's Syndrome is real.

Films:
LOTRs:
* Nobody tosses a dwarf!
* Except when they do, and then they don't tell anyone.
* It's important to keep selfish desires in check.
* Leave fireworks to the professionals.
* Don't try to pass your responsibilities to others.
* Little people can do big things.
* Really big spiders are scared of bright light.
* Never trust someone with an un-natural affinity for jewelry.

My name is earl - Illegal immigrants and trailer trash are hot
Scrubs - Dr's don't do any work
Friends- In busy New York coffee houses, nobody ever sits on the comfy couch, leaving them free for your gang yet again!!!

I also learned that my household has some shitty viewing habits

greys anatomy: when you're waiting on a doctor, they are in the back fucking
jersey shore: the end is fucking near
top chef: lots

From TV, I've learned that I've gotta stop watching this shit and go outside and do something.

from queen rocks montreal i learned i need to be more like freddy mercury, sans dicklicking

you can spray shit on a boat with a screen door floor and go out boating for an entire day

mythbusters ftmfw

Y0UNGBL00D wrote:mythbusters ftmfw

oh shit, i was just referring to the infomercial... did they do that on the show???

Y0UNGBL00D wrote:mythbusters ftmfw

If you take careful notes, it is called "science" not goofing off.

From Dr Phil

I'm not so screwed up after all

to salt the fuck out of the water(sea salt NOT table salt) when making pasta. seriously can not put too much in.
table salt tastes like shit
do not use table salt
i watch too much Food Network

The hawt dog.

Mr.T wrote:My name is earl - Illegal immigrants and trailer trash are hot
Scrubs - Dr's don't do any work
Friends- In busy New York coffee houses, nobody ever sits on the comfy couch, leaving them free for your gang yet again!!!

I also learned that my household has some shitty viewing habits

a womens show I dont mind watching, just because of teh Monica & Rachel hawtness. Would even settle for fat suit Monica

Don't marry a chick who's brother in law is a DEA agent if you decide to make meth.

Shoot the zombies in the head.

- Don't have sex with Roseanne.

- Ellen Degeneres is a guy with a woman's name. So is that dude on MSNBC who wears the pant suit.

- If you are going to compete on MasterChef, you should be sure to have a vagina, or you'll lose.

- If you have an IQ below 60 and contribute little to society, you are material for The Learning Channel.

- Apparently, history only involved rusty junk and pawn shops.

- The Amish have guns and drive cars.

- Jerry Springer had less job security being mayor than he did being the host of a repetitive daytime television show. Made less money, too.

- If you are a guy, you should block Bravo and E! Trust me, your life will be better.

- An episode of Cops in which the officer has a mustache and or mullet will be better than an episode of Cops in which they don't.

- It would be impossible to make a top ten list of Seinfeld episodes.

- MTV does not stand for Music Television.

- UPN used to be for black people, but My(insert number here) is obviously for white trash.

Yarbicus wrote:24: Never have sex with Jack Bauer.
Jerry Springer: If your wife asks about adding another woman to your sex life, make sure that you are invited.

truth.


also, at my house we call that show "keifer sutherland conquers the world"

Firefly
- cussing sounds sophisticated when you toss random Chinese/Cantonese into it
- chick mechanics are gonna be hawt as fuck even in the future.

THIS.

making meth is ok.

and a source of easy income. if you ignore all the hard parts.

That it's okay to man-spray a woman in the face.

Sometimes you have to roll the hard 6.
It isn't fapping if you are hallucinating about a leggy blonde cyborg at the same time.

BSG: I would totally risk the existence of the entire human race for a shot at a threesome with Tricia Helfer and Lucy Lawless.