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Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:01 am
by sleewell
most likely she is a spoiled only child, people said she was hot growing up and she never had to work for anything. she cant take any criticism, thinks she is always right. thinks everyone is jealous and hating on her when they point out her flaws and lies. has fired over 100 people in one year bc that is the only way she has power over people.

husband is scared of her, knows nothing about running a restaurant. claims to be a gangster, yet steals from his employees and curses out customers. probably was the one who asked for Ramsey's help and tried to get his bitch wife to hear him out bc he is losing money hand over fist. lets his wife do anything she wants bc he is a coward.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:08 am
by eyeball987
I was hoping for a link to the Mixerman epic.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:09 am
by '63-Strat
Watching the kitchen nightmares episode now, wow lol.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:21 am
by benjamin801
Loins of Fire wrote:I would say the ones in all caps was her and the ones in broken english were him :lol:


I just reread the whole travesty with that idea in mind, and I think you're right. :lol: :crap:

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:00 am
by NinjaRaf
sleewell wrote:Ugly eyes, terrible hair, fat double chin, ten pounds of makeup

And then she opens her mouth and is a complete dumb rude bitch


Damn, if you think that is hot srs mojo sent.


This.

Sometimes I wonder WTF is wrong with you guys and your taste in women. :lol:

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:18 am
by mrelusive
eyeball987 wrote:I was hoping for a link to the Mixerman epic.


hell yes. or maybe some http://www.actsofgord.com

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 11:36 am
by '63-Strat
'63-Strat wrote:Watching the kitchen nightmares episode now, wow lol.


LOL. Truly next-level delusion with those crazy fucks. Wow.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 2:47 pm
by sleewell
some of you guys have very low almost borderline disturbingly low standards, and i am far from leading the pointy knees.

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Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 2:58 pm
by Axe
Talk about crazy eyes. :freak:

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:35 pm
by benjamin801
sleewell wrote:some of you guys have very low almost borderline disturbingly low standards, and i am far from leading the pointy knees.

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OH SHIT :rofl:


anticip

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:43 pm
by Loins of Fire
sleewell wrote:some of you guys have very low almost borderline disturbingly low standards, and i am far from leading the pointy knees.

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She looks hot in that bottom left pic I don't know what you guys are smoking.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:47 pm
by BrendanO
I dunno, I think I'd rather fuck Tim Curry. At least it'd be something I could brag about.





(I am also in the camp that finds her reasonably attractive)

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:54 pm
by Devin
She actually looks a lot like a chick I used to work with, cept with crazy eyes and weird lips

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:45 pm
by ovid9
Loins of Fire wrote:
sleewell wrote:some of you guys have very low almost borderline disturbingly low standards, and i am far from leading the pointy knees.

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She looks hot in that bottom left pic I don't know what you guys are smoking.



She looks like a mannequin. A heavily made up mannequin.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:55 pm
by ComOp
I bet she is hitting someone on the side.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:41 pm
by Crunchtime
You guys are crazy. She looks good to me but, I am sure your women are hotter. Not the best ever but better than a lot of Internet studs will ever get. :fap: :lol: :call:

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:51 pm
by Nateispro
I'm waiting for someone to drop some photo shopped pron bombs on there page :cop: :cop:

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 6:43 am
by NinjaRaf
sleewell wrote:some of you guys have very low almost borderline disturbingly low standards, and i am far from leading the pointy knees.



Fucking agreed. You guys have to be constantly drunk or something to think this chick is even remotely attractive lol. Or just have really goddamned low standards.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 7:01 am
by sleewell
Holy shit, keeps getting better. They hired a pr guy, but it turns out he was interviewed just hours before they hired him slamming them!! Bwahahaha.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 10:10 am
by 100 watt
ComOp wrote:I bet she is hitting someone on the side.


Probably does other dudes, while her hubby sits watching & beating off, in a chair in the corner..wearing the gimp mask.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 10:27 am
by ComOp
100 watt wrote:
ComOp wrote:I bet she is hitting someone on the side.


Probably does other dudes, while her hubby sits watching & beating off, in a chair in the corner..wearing the gimp mask.


Ahaha :fap:

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 10:39 am
by 100 watt
ComOp wrote:
100 watt wrote:
ComOp wrote:I bet she is hitting someone on the side.


Probably does other dudes, while her hubby sits watching & beating off, in a chair in the corner..wearing the gimp mask.


Ahaha :fap:



and the hubby does the "clean up" on them afterward

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 10:43 am
by Tyrone Biggums
This is who I thought of when I saw her: (Kendra Wilkenson)

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Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 10:43 am
by benjamin801
100 watt wrote:
ComOp wrote:
100 watt wrote:
ComOp wrote:I bet she is hitting someone on the side.


Probably does other dudes, while her hubby sits watching & beating off, in a chair in the corner..wearing the gimp mask.


Ahaha :fap:



and the hubby does the "clean up" on them afterward


For people that can't make a goddamn pizza properly, you're crediting those two for being waaaaaaaay too industrious and enterprising. :nono:

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 11:46 am
by Axe
ROFL @ some of the comments on their Facebook page.

In response to the 'wait until we tell our side of the story' PR release...

"Customers will be able to decide who is correct: a chef with 13 Michelin stars & restaurants all over the globe, or two psychos who can't even cook a fucking pizza."

In response to the 'our account was hacked and we're calling the FBI post...

"I hope the FBI doesn't expect any tips. Amy will keep them for herself."

In response to their grand re-opening event announcement...

"Will Walmart have enough stock to cater such an event?!?"

And my personal favourite...

This is Detective Gabriel A. Price from Teh Interwebz Investigation Office. I spoke with you both yesterday about basically arresting everyone on earth that has commented negatively to your posts. I wanted to let you know that Santa and Jesus of Nazareth are also working hard on the case here at our head office in the North Pole.

Since God himself has assigned us to you personally, you can rest assured that within a short time the following sites will be shut down: Reddit, Facebook, Youtube. We eagerly await your master race of Christian children that will soon repopulate the earth. Everyone above and below this post will do well to understand that we take these crimes seriously and that they have limited seconds of freedom before they are tossed into Guantanamo Bay Prison.

Sincerely,

Detective Gabriel A. Price
Internet Flaming Crimes Division
Teh Head Office of The Internetz Mainframe Computer
Teh Interwebz Investigation Office
Santa's Workshop, The North Pole