Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read online

[sleewell]

most likely she is a spoiled only child, people said she was hot growing up and she never had to work for anything. she cant take any criticism, thinks she is always right. thinks everyone is jealous and hating on her when they point out her flaws and lies. has fired over 100 people in one year bc that is the only way she has power over people.

husband is scared of her, knows nothing about running a restaurant. claims to be a gangster, yet steals from his employees and curses out customers. probably was the one who asked for Ramsey's help and tried to get his bitch wife to hear him out bc he is losing money hand over fist. lets his wife do anything she wants bc he is a coward.

[eyeball987]

I was hoping for a link to the Mixerman epic.

['63-Strat]

Watching the kitchen nightmares episode now, wow lol.

[benjamin801]

I would say the ones in all caps was her and the ones in broken english were him

I just reread the whole travesty with that idea in mind, and I think you're right.

[NinjaRaf]

Ugly eyes, terrible hair, fat double chin, ten pounds of makeup

And then she opens her mouth and is a complete dumb rude bitch


Damn, if you think that is hot srs mojo sent.

This.

Sometimes I wonder WTF is wrong with you guys and your taste in women.

[mrelusive]

I was hoping for a link to the Mixerman epic.

hell yes. or maybe some http://www.actsofgord.com

['63-Strat]

Watching the kitchen nightmares episode now, wow lol.

LOL. Truly next-level delusion with those crazy fucks. Wow.

[sleewell]

some of you guys have very low almost borderline disturbingly low standards, and i am far from leading the pointy knees.

[Axe]

Talk about crazy eyes.

[benjamin801]

some of you guys have very low almost borderline disturbingly low standards, and i am far from leading the pointy knees.

OH SHIT


anticip

[Loins of Fire]

some of you guys have very low almost borderline disturbingly low standards, and i am far from leading the pointy knees.

She looks hot in that bottom left pic I don't know what you guys are smoking.

[BrendanO]

I dunno, I think I'd rather fuck Tim Curry. At least it'd be something I could brag about.





(I am also in the camp that finds her reasonably attractive)

[Devin]

She actually looks a lot like a chick I used to work with, cept with crazy eyes and weird lips

[ovid9]

some of you guys have very low almost borderline disturbingly low standards, and i am far from leading the pointy knees.

She looks hot in that bottom left pic I don't know what you guys are smoking.

She looks like a mannequin. A heavily made up mannequin.

[ComOp]

I bet she is hitting someone on the side.

[Crunchtime]

You guys are crazy. She looks good to me but, I am sure your women are hotter. Not the best ever but better than a lot of Internet studs will ever get.

[Nateispro]

I'm waiting for someone to drop some photo shopped pron bombs on there page

[NinjaRaf]

some of you guys have very low almost borderline disturbingly low standards, and i am far from leading the pointy knees.

Fucking agreed. You guys have to be constantly drunk or something to think this chick is even remotely attractive lol. Or just have really goddamned low standards.

[sleewell]

Holy shit, keeps getting better. They hired a pr guy, but it turns out he was interviewed just hours before they hired him slamming them!! Bwahahaha.

[100 watt]

I bet she is hitting someone on the side.

Probably does other dudes, while her hubby sits watching & beating off, in a chair in the corner..wearing the gimp mask.

[ComOp]

I bet she is hitting someone on the side.

Probably does other dudes, while her hubby sits watching & beating off, in a chair in the corner..wearing the gimp mask.

Ahaha

[100 watt]

I bet she is hitting someone on the side.

Probably does other dudes, while her hubby sits watching & beating off, in a chair in the corner..wearing the gimp mask.

Ahaha

and the hubby does the "clean up" on them afterward

[Tyrone Biggums]

This is who I thought of when I saw her: (Kendra Wilkenson)

[benjamin801]

I bet she is hitting someone on the side.

Probably does other dudes, while her hubby sits watching & beating off, in a chair in the corner..wearing the gimp mask.

Ahaha

and the hubby does the "clean up" on them afterward

For people that can't make a goddamn pizza properly, you're crediting those two for being waaaaaaaay too industrious and enterprising.

[Axe]

ROFL @ some of the comments on their Facebook page.

In response to the 'wait until we tell our side of the story' PR release...

"Customers will be able to decide who is correct: a chef with 13 Michelin stars & restaurants all over the globe, or two psychos who can't even cook a fucking pizza."

In response to the 'our account was hacked and we're calling the FBI post...

"I hope the FBI doesn't expect any tips. Amy will keep them for herself."

In response to their grand re-opening event announcement...

"Will Walmart have enough stock to cater such an event?!?"

And my personal favourite...

This is Detective Gabriel A. Price from Teh Interwebz Investigation Office. I spoke with you both yesterday about basically arresting everyone on earth that has commented negatively to your posts. I wanted to let you know that Santa and Jesus of Nazareth are also working hard on the case here at our head office in the North Pole.

Since God himself has assigned us to you personally, you can rest assured that within a short time the following sites will be shut down: Reddit, Facebook, Youtube. We eagerly await your master race of Christian children that will soon repopulate the earth. Everyone above and below this post will do well to understand that we take these crimes seriously and that they have limited seconds of freedom before they are tossed into Guantanamo Bay Prison.

Sincerely,

Detective Gabriel A. Price
Internet Flaming Crimes Division
Teh Head Office of The Internetz Mainframe Computer
Teh Interwebz Investigation Office
Santa's Workshop, The North Pole