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Little do you guys know I'm a government spy sent to keep tabs on you. I am the agent of Obama and the Illuminati. Our plan is to confiscate all your amps and give them all to illegal Mexicans and and poor black kids through our unpublished communist manifesto.

I have a crazy cousin who always keeps me up to date on the goings on in the lunatic conspiracy theory community. It is completely fascinating to me how people like this will only get their news from second hand sources that only happen to include other raving lunatics, and will NEVER, EVER actually READ the original source from where the story came from themselves. This guy honestly believes, no, KNOWS without a shadow of doubt that within the next few years the government will literally kick in my door with a swat team and force me at gun point to have an RFID chip installed in my arm so they can track me, and I won't be able to buy food without it.

As amusing as this might be, it also scares the shit out of me knowing that the same species capable of destroying the entire planet with a few presses of buttons can also be so fucking stupid.

Tommy Eisen wrote:Little do you guys know I'm a government spy sent to keep tabs on you. I am the agent of Obama and the Illuminati. Our plan is to confiscate all your amps and give them all to illegal Mexicans and and poor black kids through our unpublished communist manifesto.

Mesa = Black Mesa = Government Kill Squad

people believe obama is magic and more black than he is white, so, who's crazy after all...?
:snax:
:illuminati:
:lulz:
:tinfoil:
:conspiracytheorywithjessethebodyventuraexgovernorofminnesooooootah:

I can't believe we have a molado lizard person shapeshifter muslim cuddler for our president.

White Americans need to do something about this.....

Oh wait.

Wat?

i wondered why NBC's new white house/prez "comedy" had an all white family, then lulzed, bc i realized nobody watches NBC so not many are sure to notice

don't bother me, I'm sleeping

Pffft.

You mean sheeping.

This thread needs some WINNERTOILET up in here. That dumbass was all about the conspiracy theory bullshit. He seemed especially afraid of the Flourine in the water. lol

TyroneBiggums wrote:This thread needs some WINNERTOILET up in here. That dumbass was all about the conspiracy theory bullshit. He seemed especially afraid of the Flourine in the water. lol

The Flourine is a joke. It's the flouride that's serious business.

There's a lot of things that we're given without knowledge of long term effects and there are interests who are pushing for us to just accept it. I'm not a conspiracy dude but the conspiracy guys are necessary. God forbid anyone question things.

I am a Water Plant Operator. We put flouride in the water to control your mind.

We use chlorine to make sure you all get canceraids.

Seriously.

Some guy drove down my street in a jeep. Probably the beginning of the holocaust.

paul88lx wrote:I can't believe we have a molado lizard person shapeshifter muslim cuddler for our president.

White Americans need to do something about this.....

Oh wait.

Wat?

Don't worry dude!! It's being taken care of!!!

Mike LX-R wrote:

TyroneBiggums wrote:This thread needs some WINNERTOILET up in here. That dumbass was all about the conspiracy theory bullshit. He seemed especially afraid of the Flourine in the water. lol

The Flourine is a joke. It's the flouride that's serious business.

Eh? Flouride is just the reduced version of flourine. It's the salt form of flourine that is dissolved in water and has a negative charge.

They're seriously barricading the streets in front of my office and all over the downtown area.

Something is definitely going on.

YOU'RE GONNA DIE. SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DOOMSDAY PREPPER

My wifes mom thinks that the hellgates are opening because Obama is in office. Once he's gone, the gates will close. Shes a super religious/republican zealotic weirdo. I cant understand how people can be so easily brainwashed.

NinjaRaf wrote:My wifes mom thinks that the hellgates are opening because Obama is in office. Once he's gone, the gates will close. Shes a super religious/republican zealotic weirdo. I cant understand how people can be so easily brainwashed.

I'm thinking/hoping that after all the Boomers die, a lot of this garbage will disappear

TyroneBiggums wrote:

Mike LX-R wrote:

TyroneBiggums wrote:This thread needs some WINNERTOILET up in here. That dumbass was all about the conspiracy theory bullshit. He seemed especially afraid of the Flourine in the water. lol

The Flourine is a joke. It's the flouride that's serious business.

Eh? Flouride is just the reduced version of flourine. It's the salt form of flourine that is dissolved in water and has a negative charge.

I was being facetious. We do have to ask why it's been mandated to be in our water. There's a lot of conflicting data on the benefits of dental health. The vast majority of initial studies were issued by proponents so the research methods used are questionable. Anyway, that's not me saying flouride is the devil.

Where is Cody by the way?

NinjaRaf wrote:My wifes mom thinks that the hellgates are opening because Obama is in office. Once he's gone, the gates will close. Shes a super religious/republican zealotic weirdo. I cant understand how people can be so easily brainwashed.

she just opened the lolgates

TyroneBiggums wrote:

Mike LX-R wrote:

TyroneBiggums wrote:This thread needs some WINNERTOILET up in here. That dumbass was all about the conspiracy theory bullshit. He seemed especially afraid of the Flourine in the water. lol

The Flourine is a joke. It's the flouride that's serious business.

Eh? Flouride is just the reduced version of flourine. It's the salt form of flourine that is dissolved in water and has a negative charge.

You mean my table salt is fluoride? Is that why doctors say you shouldn't eat salt?

TyroneBiggums wrote:YOU'RE GONNA DIE. SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DOOMSDAY PREPPER

Don't worry. I am prepared.

Rampage wrote:

TyroneBiggums wrote:

Mike LX-R wrote:

TyroneBiggums wrote:This thread needs some WINNERTOILET up in here. That dumbass was all about the conspiracy theory bullshit. He seemed especially afraid of the Flourine in the water. lol

The Flourine is a joke. It's the flouride that's serious business.

Eh? Flouride is just the reduced version of flourine. It's the salt form of flourine that is dissolved in water and has a negative charge.

You mean my table salt is fluoride? Is that why doctors say you shouldn't eat salt?

yeah bro

phrophus wrote:They're seriously barricading the streets in front of my office and all over the downtown area.

Something is definitely going on.

If you're white, you better get the hell out of dodge.

TyroneBiggums wrote:

Rampage wrote:

TyroneBiggums wrote:

Mike LX-R wrote:

TyroneBiggums wrote:This thread needs some WINNERTOILET up in here. That dumbass was all about the conspiracy theory bullshit. He seemed especially afraid of the Flourine in the water. lol

The Flourine is a joke. It's the flouride that's serious business.

Eh? Flouride is just the reduced version of flourine. It's the salt form of flourine that is dissolved in water and has a negative charge.

You mean my table salt is fluoride? Is that why doctors say you shouldn't eat salt?

yeah bro

No more salt, then. I don't want the government to control my mind because I don't want to lose my intelligence.