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Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:26 pm
by marshallnoise
Ye Black Knight wrote:Verily, for a certain cure for this awkward malady is within thine grasp!
Thee must "polish thine loinsword" as erotic fantasies of this wench revel within thine mind. Forsooth, 'tis essential that thee perform'eth these acts of self-pleasure numerously, in succession, and without ye aide of lotions to glide ye maws across ye "albino stogie"!
Thee must continue to pump'eth thine "slacks squirt-gun" until thine flesh hath been rubbed raw! (Be prepared lad, for a fullsome bounty of socks may thee enlist for this wankery)
Hence her very visage shall serve'th as a bitter reminder of thine aching "pants pole" and thou shall long for this wench nevermore!
This post now concludeth!
Well played.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:51 pm
by GuitarBilly
Ye Black Knight wrote:Verily, for a certain cure for this awkward malady is within thine grasp!
Thee must "polish thine loinsword" as erotic fantasies of this wench revel within thine mind. Forsooth, 'tis essential that thee perform'eth these acts of self-pleasure numerously, in succession, and without ye aide of lotions to glide ye maws across ye "albino stogie"!
Thee must continue to pump'eth thine "slacks squirt-gun" until thine flesh hath been rubbed raw! (Be prepared lad, for a fullsome bounty of socks may thee enlist for this wankery)
Hence her very visage shall serve'th as a bitter reminder of thine aching "pants pole" and thou shall long for this wench nevermore!
This post now concludeth!
alright dude that's funny and all... but hopefully you won't be trolling the forum with Early Modern English posts (which by the way, has absolutely nothing to do with knights, that's waaaaaay before Early Modern English) because that's fucking stupid.
So thee better stop or I will shov'eth my banhammer up thine ass (or something lol)
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:02 pm
by J.R.
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5aO6arHPDI[/video]
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:30 pm
by soundgardener75
guitarbilly74 wrote:alright dude that's funny and all... but hopefully you won't be trolling the forum with Early Modern English posts (which by the way, has absolutely nothing to do with knights, that's waaaaaay before Early Modern English) because that's fucking stupid.
So thee better stop or I will shov'eth my banhammer up thine ass (or something lol)
It's layeth the smacketh down on thine roody poo candy arse.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:35 pm
by Bob Savage
guitarbilly74 wrote:
alright dude that's funny and all... but hopefully you won't be trolling the forum with Early Modern English posts (which by the way, has absolutely nothing to do with knights, that's waaaaaay before Early Modern English) because that's fucking stupid.
So thee better stop or I will shov'eth my banhammer up thine ass (or something lol)
He's posted at Rig-Talk before. This was certainly his best work to date.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:54 pm
by TyroneBiggums
guitarbilly74 wrote:alright dude that's funny and all... but hopefully you won't be trolling the forum with Early Modern English posts (which by the way, has absolutely nothing to do with knights, that's waaaaaay before Early Modern English) because that's fucking stupid.
So thee better stop or I will shov'eth my banhammer up thine ass (or something lol)
Some comedic gold pops up and you threaten to ban him instantly? I would think we should keep these types around.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:10 pm
by GuitarBilly
he's not banned and he's more than welcome to stick around.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:20 am
by madkeithv
guitarbilly74 wrote:he's not banned and he's more than welcome to stick around.
You mean "shtick around".
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:29 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
TyroneBiggums wrote:guitarbilly74 wrote:alright dude that's funny and all... but hopefully you won't be trolling the forum with Early Modern English posts (which by the way, has absolutely nothing to do with knights, that's waaaaaay before Early Modern English) because that's fucking stupid.
So thee better stop or I will shov'eth my banhammer up thine ass (or something lol)
Some comedic gold pops up and you threaten to ban him instantly? I would think we should keep these types around.
DO NOT QUESTION BILLY!!!!!
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:34 pm
by 100 watt
NaturalBornBoy wrote:Y0UNGBL00D wrote:im imagining meredith from the office.
Bwahahahahaha
I had an amature pr0n that had a woman who looked just like her in it
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:49 pm
by musicmanmu
How long have you been married? 7 year itch, perhaps? The prospect of being a dad giving you an early mid life crisis? Like others have said, this sort of stuff happens. You just have to be careful with how you deal with it.
Reading more about the scenario, it seems like you're just infatuated. You work with her, so you spend a lot of time around her. This is the difficult part, as time away from the person tends to eliminate the infatuation. I would be careful around her from now on, and never text her again. That was your blunder.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:04 pm
by scolfax
sleewell wrote:my rules:
dont shit where you eat
be with the woman you married for life
always put your kids first
QFT.
And also, BTW, shitting where you eat can mess up everyone else's work life around you too. And they won't be happy about it.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:28 pm
by GuitarBilly
Mike LX-R wrote:TyroneBiggums wrote:guitarbilly74 wrote:alright dude that's funny and all... but hopefully you won't be trolling the forum with Early Modern English posts (which by the way, has absolutely nothing to do with knights, that's waaaaaay before Early Modern English) because that's fucking stupid.
So thee better stop or I will shov'eth my banhammer up thine ass (or something lol)
Some comedic gold pops up and you threaten to ban him instantly? I would think we should keep these types around.
DO NOT QUESTION BILLY!!!!!
nah it's fine.
I don't have a problem with the guy per se.
The problem with this kind of stuff is that it generally goes like this:
1- guy starts off with a funny shtick
2- everybody laughs
3-guy keeps going
4- shit starts to get old
5- guy keeps going
6- classic HCAF pile up on the guy
7- guy goes off character, tells everyone to fuck off
8-butts get hurt left and right
9- I get home from work and instead of a having relaxing evening with my gf and son, I will have to sort through 100 posts and PMs of gooby vs. dolan.
The problem is: I don't want to sort through 100 posts and PMs of gooby vs. dolan.
So the warning is simply a preemptive measure
But carry on.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:35 pm
by DISTORT6
musicmanmu wrote:How long have you been married? 7 year itch, perhaps? The prospect of being a dad giving you an early mid life crisis? Like others have said, this sort of stuff happens. You just have to be careful with how you deal with it.
Reading more about the scenario, it seems like you're just infatuated. You work with her, so you spend a lot of time around her. This is the difficult part, as time away from the person tends to eliminate the infatuation. I would be careful around her from now on, and never text her again. That was your blunder.
I think you're on to something.
How about this: The wife is not paying enough attention to him because of the baby. Hence the older woman and this post, to a degree.
OR, maybe some type of mommy issue. He's looking for a mommy replacement. He wants to be the baby.
Probably it's just the caulk thinking for him!
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:14 pm
by Sasquatch
It's all good homies. I have a great support group here. I think it is more of some sort of mid life crisis. Alcohol, realization of mortality, life changing events, etc...
No alcohol for 2 weeks now. Trying to make it permanent
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:57 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
Sasquatch wrote:It's all good homies. I have a great support group here. I think it is more of some sort of mid life crisis. Alcohol, realization of mortality, life changing events, etc...
No alcohol for 2 weeks now. Trying to make it permanent
It's the life changing events that did it to me. I tried so hard on the surface to seem well put together, but when my first son was born and I was adjusting to fatherhood and learning things about the kind of mother my ex-wife was that were so disappointing and frightening for me, that I ran into the EXACT same mental trap you described in the very first post.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:44 pm
by 100 watt
Im not looking at other women, but the past year or two, I think some of my thoughts / fears are derived from something like a mid life crisis. It's weird when that shit hits you when your in your mid 30's .
Just kinda creeps me out how 15-16 years ago, DOESNT seem that long ago. Then start putting together what all has changed in my life (and what's changed in others) sorta fucks with me.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:54 pm
by BroSlinger
Sasquatch,
go ejaculate, and you'll stop thinking about this old lady at work.
