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Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:17 pm
by KCTigerChief
DjentFarts wrote:Nah man I'm old and married and completely content. Focus on family and music and the rest falls into place. Why bother with the drama that comes from the OPs situation. You can work with attractive women all day long the key is to have your head in the right place and then you dont have to worry about it.
Oh I gotcha man...I must have misread your post then. I thought you were saying, if you were ugly, then you don't have to deal with multiple women...Which I guess would be true, but was just trying to up your freaking self esteem after a depressing comment!
Also, I agree with you completely...I hate drama, and avoid it at all costs...Be happy with what you've got and who you've got in life...Life's too short to complicate with unnecessary BS...as much as our juniors would like to say otherwise
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:29 pm
by DjentFarts
It's all good man! I never aligned myself as a pretty boy type but yeah the drama isn't worth it. It's like mapz. Life becomes a whole lot easier when you learn to be content and focus on improving whatcha got instead of jumping on to the next "greatest thing"
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:21 am
by Ostinato Rubato
DjentFarts wrote:LOL To the OP, if y'all were an ugly puke, such as myself, you wouldn't have to worry about this stuff!
It's a heavy burden for sure.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:50 pm
by Gravelands
You probably screwed that up anyway by telling her you love her before ever going out or fucking. Thats crazy stalker guy shit.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:51 pm
by Bob Savage
Sasquatch wrote:I texted her intially but in person told her I was sorry for throwing so much at her but not sorry for telling her that I was in love. She said dont be sorry and that everything is all good. I was so relieved bc I thought I was going to have to drive my motorcycle into a tree. She is awesome and I feel like I have a great friend that I care for. She has asked me at times "where were you when I got married?"
Anyway, really awesome to love someone as a friend and have them feel the same. I think recently being a dad and realizing my mortality, I want to let people around me know how I feel.
Anyway, good song writing material.
You're setting yourself on a terrible path by being her "friend." I hope I'm wrong but these type of "friend" situations don't generally end well.
Out of curiosity, how would it make you feel if your wife was in a similar situation?
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:03 pm
by Bob Savage
Just read the first page of replies. Looks like this place did absorb a lot of the good dudes from HC. My faith in forums is restored.
Well, not really but it's good to see so many decent, well balanced peeps are here.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:10 pm
by facefirst
OP's wife is probably swallowing some dude's hog when he's not around. I say go bang the older chick!
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:57 pm
by Sasquatch
Bob Savage wrote:Sasquatch wrote:I texted her intially but in person told her I was sorry for throwing so much at her but not sorry for telling her that I was in love. She said dont be sorry and that everything is all good. I was so relieved bc I thought I was going to have to drive my motorcycle into a tree. She is awesome and I feel like I have a great friend that I care for. She has asked me at times "where were you when I got married?"
Anyway, really awesome to love someone as a friend and have them feel the same. I think recently being a dad and realizing my mortality, I want to let people around me know how I feel.
Anyway, good song writing material.
You're setting yourself on a terrible path by being her "friend." I hope I'm wrong but these type of "friend" situations don't generally end well.
Out of curiosity, how would it make you feel if your wife was in a similar situation?
Thanks Bob. You are a great dude and guitar player. Like this thread, I think I jumped the gun on the work cougar. I am not going to do anything but I do have a crush on her but I gotta keep it in check. Just more or less wanting to know who else is out there facing or who has faced the same things. I messed up letting my wall down bc this woman played a large role in my life recently.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:59 pm
by Sasquatch
Btw, I have never cheated on my wife or even any girlfriend I have ever had. I have never even considered it so I think this is why I am sort I reaching out; reassurance in a time of weakness
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:21 pm
by Schweezly
Sasquatch wrote:Btw, I have never cheated on my wife or even any girlfriend I have ever had. I have never even considered it so I think this is why I am sort I reaching out; reassurance in a time of weakness
The thing is...some would consider what you did as already taking it too far. "Cheating" doesn't have to just be physical contact and can vary by the people involved in the relationship.
I think most are glad though that you aren't going to follow through with anything though.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:34 pm
by clipless bumper
Sasquatch wrote:Btw, I have never cheated on my wife or even any girlfriend I have ever had.
I am 100% certain my wife would disagree with you.
Sasquatch wrote: I have never even considered it........................
Ok - this one I am 100% certain is false..
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:36 pm
by Bob Savage
Sasquatch wrote:[
Thanks Bob. You are a great dude and guitar player. Like this thread, I think I jumped the gun on the work cougar. I am not going to do anything but I do have a crush on her but I gotta keep it in check. Just more or less wanting to know who else is out there facing or who has faced the same things. I messed up letting my wall down bc this woman played a large role in my life recently.
All of us married guys encounter hot women that cross our paths. often times they're even flirty or will full on pursue you. It's the self restraint and realization of what can bad come of it that sets the men apart from the boys.
Chalk it up to a lesson learned and just make sure you really learned something from it. You wife and daughter definitely deserve it and so do you. No good can come from these type of situations, unless of course, you're single.
I've been married since 1989 so trust me, I know what temptation looks like and it's an ugly beast regardless of what it may seem to be at the surface.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:59 pm
by DjentFarts
You hit it on the head there Bob!
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:03 pm
by Sasquatch
Thanks Bob!!
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:17 pm
by TurboRotary13b
Shut up Bob.. Squatch.. Put it in her ass.. That aint cheating... Trust me.. I've been married since 2010.. I know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:51 pm
by Ye Black Knight
Verily, for a certain cure for this awkward malady is within thine grasp!
Thee must "polish thine loinsword" as erotic fantasies of this wench revel within thine mind. Forsooth, 'tis essential that thee perform'eth these acts of self-pleasure numerously, in succession, and without ye aide of lotions to glide ye maws across ye "albino stogie"!
Thee must continue to pump'eth thine "slacks squirt-gun" until thine flesh hath been rubbed raw! (Be prepared lad, for a fullsome bounty of socks may thee enlist for this wankery)
Hence her very visage shall serve'th as a bitter reminder of thine aching "pants pole" and thou shall long for this wench nevermore!
This post now concludeth!
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:53 pm
by TurboRotary13b
Ye Black Knight wrote:Verily, for a certain cure for this awkward malady is within thine grasp!
Thee must "polish thine loinsword" as erotic fantasies of this wench revel within thine mind. Forsooth, 'tis essential that thee perform'eth these acts of self-pleasure numerously, in succession, and without ye aide of lotions to glide ye maws across ye "albino stogie"!
Thee must continue to pump'eth thine "slacks squirt-gun" until thine flesh hath been rubbed raw! (Be prepared lad, for a fullsome bounty of socks may thee enlist for this wankery)
Hence her very visage shall serve'th as a bitter reminder of thine aching "pants pole" and thou shall long for this wench nevermore!
This post now concludeth!
What he said....
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:58 pm
by Bob Savage
Ye Black Knight wrote:...is within thine grasp!
LOL
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:43 am
by VTM
Ye Black Knight wrote:Verily, for a certain cure for this awkward malady is within thine grasp!
Thee must "polish thine loinsword" as erotic fantasies of this wench revel within thine mind. Forsooth, 'tis essential that thee perform'eth these acts of self-pleasure numerously, in succession, and without ye aide of lotions to glide ye maws across ye "albino stogie"!
Thee must continue to pump'eth thine "slacks squirt-gun" until thine flesh hath been rubbed raw! (Be prepared lad, for a fullsome bounty of socks may thee enlist for this wankery)
Hence her very visage shall serve'th as a bitter reminder of thine aching "pants pole" and thou shall long for this wench nevermore!
This post now concludeth!
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:10 am
by soundgardener75
Ye Black Knight wrote:Verily, for a certain cure for this awkward malady is within thine grasp!
Thee must "polish thine loinsword" as erotic fantasies of this wench revel within thine mind. Forsooth, 'tis essential that thee perform'eth these acts of self-pleasure numerously, in succession, and without ye aide of lotions to glide ye maws across ye "albino stogie"!
Thee must continue to pump'eth thine "slacks squirt-gun" until thine flesh hath been rubbed raw! (Be prepared lad, for a fullsome bounty of socks may thee enlist for this wankery)
Hence her very visage shall serve'th as a bitter reminder of thine aching "pants pole" and thou shall long for this wench nevermore!
This post now concludeth!
What the...
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:30 am
by phrophus
Dude's only posted three times, and they're all like that. This is probably his best work to date though.
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:42 am
by duncan
wtf did i just read?
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:54 am
by Sasquatch
Ye Black Knight wrote:Verily, for a certain cure for this awkward malady is within thine grasp!
Thee must "polish thine loinsword" as erotic fantasies of this wench revel within thine mind. Forsooth, 'tis essential that thee perform'eth these acts of self-pleasure numerously, in succession, and without ye aide of lotions to glide ye maws across ye "albino stogie"!
Thee must continue to pump'eth thine "slacks squirt-gun" until thine flesh hath been rubbed raw! (Be prepared lad, for a fullsome bounty of socks may thee enlist for this wankery)
Hence her very visage shall serve'th as a bitter reminder of thine aching "pants pole" and thou shall long for this wench nevermore!
This post now concludeth!
Holy crap
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:21 am
by Ostinato Rubato
Ye Black Knight wrote:Verily, for a certain cure for this awkward malady is within thine grasp!
Thee must "polish thine loinsword" as erotic fantasies of this wench revel within thine mind. Forsooth, 'tis essential that thee perform'eth these acts of self-pleasure numerously, in succession, and without ye aide of lotions to glide ye maws across ye "albino stogie"!
Thee must continue to pump'eth thine "slacks squirt-gun" until thine flesh hath been rubbed raw! (Be prepared lad, for a fullsome bounty of socks may thee enlist for this wankery)
Hence her very visage shall serve'th as a bitter reminder of thine aching "pants pole" and thou shall long for this wench nevermore!
This post now concludeth!
"so um yeah, I tried that... and I still want to plow the bitch. Now what?"
Re: Ot: hot older woman at work
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:49 pm
by Chris Z
Huzzah!