The ballad of GAB

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The ballad of GAB

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It was many and many a year ago,
Harmony-Central was the place to be.
We had laughter and lulz as you all know,
We were one big happy family.

But then the place changed its tune,
And became a victim of corporate greed.
The den for a scum quickly got pruned,
And we all had to pack up and leave.

We searched all around trying to cope,
And find a place to be silly.
Then just as we were about to give up hope,
We were saved by guitarbilly.

Now HCAF is a thing of the past,
And we are happy again as you can see.
We can rant and rave and have a blast,
Because GAB is the place to be!
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Schweet. Needs pic of women.
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Ballad. The word you're looking for is ballad.
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:thu:

right in time for our one month anniversary today!!!! :love:
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Needs more butthole.
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SuperFlyinMonke wrote:Ballad. The word you're looking for is ballad.


I believe that it is indeed ballard in the hillbilly dialect. My preference would have been Allardbay, but different strokes.
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paul88lx wrote:Needs more butthole.
guitarbilly74 wrote::thu:

right in time for our one month anniversary today!!!! :love:



Both of these
You don’t win friends with salad
You don’t win friends with salad
You don’t win friends with salad
You don’t win friends with salad
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guitarbilly74 wrote::thu:

right in time for our one month anniversary today!!!! :love:


To celebrate you should change your avatar to a female bum.
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*sung to "New Orleans Is A Dying Whore", by Down.*



The HCAF..Before the migration...Scum Den Ideals...Toan tips and trade deals...EVH & Laney cabs..Fun & Lulz all fuckin day...Til they ran us all away..


HC Is a dying whore.
Jacked up & works good no more.
HC Is a Dying Whore
Scum denners ran out its door.


The Hershey Highway...To the Hall Of Fame Stair Case...
Leads down to a foul room.....Thos who dwelled there- They were cool....Corperate Politics.....New Format cant fix.
Maximized scum toan.....Billy Made us a new home


HC Is a dying whore.
Jacked up & works good no more.
HC Is a Dying Whore
It's prolapsed anus drags on the floor
HC Is a dying whore
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guitarbilly74 wrote::thu:

right in time for our one month anniversary today!!!! :love:



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SuperFlyinMonke wrote:Ballad. The word you're looking for is ballad.

Fixed - thanks!

I should have proof-read it before I hit submit.
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