The ballad of GAB
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- Chops Malone
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The ballad of GAB
It was many and many a year ago,
Harmony-Central was the place to be.
We had laughter and lulz as you all know,
We were one big happy family.
But then the place changed its tune,
And became a victim of corporate greed.
The den for a scum quickly got pruned,
And we all had to pack up and leave.
We searched all around trying to cope,
And find a place to be silly.
Then just as we were about to give up hope,
We were saved by guitarbilly.
Now HCAF is a thing of the past,
And we are happy again as you can see.
We can rant and rave and have a blast,
Because GAB is the place to be!
Harmony-Central was the place to be.
We had laughter and lulz as you all know,
We were one big happy family.
But then the place changed its tune,
And became a victim of corporate greed.
The den for a scum quickly got pruned,
And we all had to pack up and leave.
We searched all around trying to cope,
And find a place to be silly.
Then just as we were about to give up hope,
We were saved by guitarbilly.
Now HCAF is a thing of the past,
And we are happy again as you can see.
We can rant and rave and have a blast,
Because GAB is the place to be!
Last edited by Chops Malone on Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: The ballard of GAB
Schweet. Needs pic of women.
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Re: The ballard of GAB
Ballad. The word you're looking for is ballad.
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Re: The ballard of GAB

right in time for our one month anniversary today!!!!

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Re: The ballard of GAB
Needs more butthole.
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Re: The ballard of GAB
SuperFlyinMonke wrote:Ballad. The word you're looking for is ballad.
I believe that it is indeed ballard in the hillbilly dialect. My preference would have been Allardbay, but different strokes.
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Re: The ballard of GAB
paul88lx wrote:Needs more butthole.
guitarbilly74 wrote::thu:
right in time for our one month anniversary today!!!!
Both of these
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guitarbilly74 wrote::thu:
right in time for our one month anniversary today!!!!
To celebrate you should change your avatar to a female bum.
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Re: The ballard of GAB
*sung to "New Orleans Is A Dying Whore", by Down.*
The HCAF..Before the migration...Scum Den Ideals...Toan tips and trade deals...EVH & Laney cabs..Fun & Lulz all fuckin day...Til they ran us all away..
HC Is a dying whore.
Jacked up & works good no more.
HC Is a Dying Whore
Scum denners ran out its door.
The Hershey Highway...To the Hall Of Fame Stair Case...
Leads down to a foul room.....Thos who dwelled there- They were cool....Corperate Politics.....New Format cant fix.
Maximized scum toan.....Billy Made us a new home
HC Is a dying whore.
Jacked up & works good no more.
HC Is a Dying Whore
It's prolapsed anus drags on the floor
HC Is a dying whore
The HCAF..Before the migration...Scum Den Ideals...Toan tips and trade deals...EVH & Laney cabs..Fun & Lulz all fuckin day...Til they ran us all away..
HC Is a dying whore.
Jacked up & works good no more.
HC Is a Dying Whore
Scum denners ran out its door.
The Hershey Highway...To the Hall Of Fame Stair Case...
Leads down to a foul room.....Thos who dwelled there- They were cool....Corperate Politics.....New Format cant fix.
Maximized scum toan.....Billy Made us a new home
HC Is a dying whore.
Jacked up & works good no more.
HC Is a Dying Whore
It's prolapsed anus drags on the floor
HC Is a dying whore
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Re: The ballard of GAB
guitarbilly74 wrote::thu:
right in time for our one month anniversary today!!!!


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Re: The ballard of GAB
SuperFlyinMonke wrote:Ballad. The word you're looking for is ballad.
Fixed - thanks!
I should have proof-read it before I hit submit.