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"You know how I knew my OCD was completely out of control? I went to jerk off the other day and did a search for some nice five girls on one guy vids. As one does. You know? So, I pulled one up where the girls looked great. Two blondes, two red heads, one black haired gal. And I kept losing my concentration because the dark haired one was on one end, the red heads were on the other, and the blondes in between them. There were so many ways they could have made it symmetrical. Start with the dark haired one in the middle and work your way out. Right? I mean come on. Blonde-red-black-red-blonde. Or red-blonde-black-blonde-red. Hell, I'd even settle for the racing stripe option. Blonde-red-black-blonde-red. But no, black hair on the one side. WTF? Did nobody on the crew have any sense of symmetry?

"Fifteen minutes later and I'm sitting there with a notebook writing down different scenarios to keep the girls symmetrical and that's when I realized I might, maybe, have a little bit of a problem."

nightflameauto wrote:I sometimes get wild hairs in the middle of the night and tappity tap the keyboard while half-awake to write them down. In my books, one I'm still working on, the characters go to an off-the-wall comedy club. I've been writing down bits left and right to toss into it, but this one I wrote down last night has me cracking up.

"You know how I knew my OCD was completely out of control? I went to jerk off the other day and did a search for some nice five girls on one guy vids. As one does. You know? So, I pulled one up where the girls looked great. Two blondes, two red heads, one black haired gal. And I kept losing my concentration because the dark haired one was on one end, the red heads were on the other, and the blondes in between them. There were so many ways they could have made it symmetrical. Start with the dark haired one in the middle and work your way out. Right? I mean come on. Blonde-red-black-red-blonde. Or red-blonde-black-blonde-red. Hell, I'd even settle for the racing stripe option. Blonde-red-black-blonde-red. But no, black hair on the one side. WTF? Did nobody on the crew have any sense of symmetry?

"Fifteen minutes later and I'm sitting there with a notebook writing down different scenarios to keep the girls symmetrical and that's when I realized I might, maybe, have a little bit of a problem."

I read that this morning and was and all at the same time.

VTM wrote:Can totally identify. Last week I was taking a nap at work and had a dream that I was painting racing stripes on the back of my underpants.

nightflameauto wrote:

VTM wrote:Can totally identify. Last week I was taking a nap at work and had a dream that I was painting racing stripes on the back of my underpants.

That wasn't a dream.

ajaxlepinski wrote:

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