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Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:15 am
by DISTORT6
Toms River Police Special enforcement Team (SET) and the Emergency Services Unit (ESU) concluded a month long investigation on Wednesday night with two arrests and seized 1,900 bags of heroin, 7 grams of crack cocaine and $2,300 in currency.

Arrested were Titus Calhoun 29 of 5 walnut street, apartment 25 Toms River and Jesse Jackson 30 of 208 Martin Luther King Drive , Lakewood and they are charged with possession with intent to distribute heroin. The suspects were using various hotels in the Toms River area dealing narcotics. Last night’s arrest took place at the Ramada Inn on Route #9 were they were renting a room.

Both Calhoun and Jackson are being held in Ocean County Jail on $250,000 bail no 10%. This investigation was imitated by the special investigation Team after receiving information from various residents about suspicious activity. The information proved valuable and was essential to the successes of this case. Anyone with information regarding suspicious activity can contact Sgt Shaun O’Keeffe supervisor of the special enforcement team at 349-0150 ext 1272.

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:49 am
by Marc G
God Damn it Billy Bob... stop trying to do back flips

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:53 pm
by Elessar [Sly]
Murdoch wrote:Image


Crazy foo'!

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:12 pm
by SexWithRobots
Darwin had 3 chances to do his thang on that guy doing backflips.

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:13 pm
by Yarbicus
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Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:33 pm
by Elessar [Sly]
Yarbicus wrote:Image


:cop:

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:05 pm
by marshallnoise
That guy just looks like a twat. Deserved the punch. Should have been harder though.

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:47 pm
by PunchedDrunk...
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Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:48 pm
by Dickarms

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:06 pm
by Adrian
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Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:12 am
by Elessar [Sly]
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Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:30 am
by Nateispro
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Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:00 am
by Elessar [Sly]
^

The batman one was classic.

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:15 pm
by Yarbicus
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Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:53 pm
by Placemat Jackson
:hmm: :lol:

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj-PtFBPuik&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DWj-PtFBPuik&has_verified=1[/video]

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:02 pm
by Axe
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Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:19 pm
by Placemat Jackson
Axe wrote:Image


Too soon??? :facepalm:

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:28 pm
by fretless
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgox84KE7iY[/video]

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:54 pm
by Snowstorm
Placemat Jackson wrote::hmm: :lol:

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj-PtFBPuik&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DWj-PtFBPuik&has_verified=1[/video]


Love this one, and the skittles is my favorite part. :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:06 pm
by TU BE
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNhwfd4ivqw[/video]

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:45 pm
by OverDriven
AdrianPOA wrote:Image


If that's real then that's just sad.

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:18 am
by Nateispro
OverDriven wrote:
AdrianPOA wrote:Image


If that's real then that's just sad.



I actually had teacher in Middle and High School tell me that i didn't need spelling tests because computers have spell check, and multiple math teachers tell that i'd never use any of the lessons they taught me in unless i was an engineer or physicist. So yea, that train on thought is real :facepalm:

Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:01 am
by Elessar [Sly]
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Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:02 pm
by 100 watt
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Re: The official funny/fail/epic thread.

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:08 pm
by OverDriven
Nateispro wrote:
OverDriven wrote:
AdrianPOA wrote:Image


If that's real then that's just sad.



I actually had teacher in Middle and High School tell me that i didn't need spelling tests because computers have spell check, and multiple math teachers tell that i'd never use any of the lessons they taught me in unless i was an engineer or physicist. So yea, that train on thought is real :facepalm:


Well I will say that I took Trigonometry and Calculus classes in high school and have yet to really apply them. Very rarely I get into some of that while programming. So I can kind of see what your teachers were saying if they were teaching more advanced math. Algebra 1, 2 and Geometry though - definitely use those commonly.