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Fake news - we should be used to it by now....
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ajaxlepinski wrote:
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clipless bumper wrote:No shit about that angler fish!!!!


I looked this up, doesn’t appear to be true.


WTF!?!?! :lol:
How big is the biggest angler fish?
Ceratias holboelli are among the most widespread of the anglerfishes, found in all oceans from the tropics to the Antarctic. They are large and elongated: females of the largest species, Krøyer's deep sea angler fish, reach 1.2 m (3.9 ft) in length.

Whatever you do, don't look up how they mate. That's nightmare fuel for any sexually aware being, on either side of the equation. *SHUDDER*

It's like angler fish were custom designed from day one to be the stuff of absolute horror. They're the one vestige of the old ones that got left behind when they vacated the mortal realm.
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Well... of course we won't look that up! :lol:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhsyZnVx2rQ[/youtube]
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:Image

:lol:

I wanna be riding inside that thing.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:
G-Zod wrote:
clipless bumper wrote:No shit about that angler fish!!!!


I looked this up, doesn’t appear to be true.


WTF!?!?! :lol:
How big is the biggest angler fish?
Ceratias holboelli are among the most widespread of the anglerfishes, found in all oceans from the tropics to the Antarctic. They are large and elongated: females of the largest species, Krøyer's deep sea angler fish, reach 1.2 m (3.9 ft) in length.


Not 7 feet though.
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damn fake news....
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Pics from one of those click bate sites...
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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OK, the Slayer thing got me. The look on that kid's face really sells it.
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD8ffB9JU64[/youtube]
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Rumpleforeskin wrote:[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD8ffB9JU64[/youtube]

Jesus Christ. I haven't laughed so hard at a video in a long time.

The dude's screams made my dogs freak out. :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That journey vid was awesome... so much better than anything they've done.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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They made a whole bunch of these vids! :lol:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNNjbWYiUog[/youtube]
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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:LOL:
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Rumpleforeskin wrote:[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD8ffB9JU64[/youtube]


After seeing this, does anyone else kinda get a sense of how goofy music videos are? Especially the sound effects of the dude tapping his bass or the drummer playing on cans? :lol:
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ajaxlepinski wrote:They made a whole bunch of these vids! :lol:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNNjbWYiUog[/youtube]

I've watched so many of these and this is by far the funniest.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX926qhLjRA[/youtube]
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madrigal77 wrote:
ajaxlepinski wrote:They made a whole bunch of these vids! :lol:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNNjbWYiUog[/youtube]

I've watched so many of these and this is by far the funniest.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX926qhLjRA[/youtube]

Yeah, that one is my favorite, too.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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