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kind of how i met vc. well, it started with a female friend saying "hey, you want to meet a nymphomaniac?" and me saying yes, but the guitar things sealed it. :)
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fretless wrote:[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoUTBY7aFDY&feature=player_embedded[/video]


That was not funny or cool. Women are not funny. I suppose it would fit in the fail category, as in you fail for posting it.
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ZEEGLER wrote:
fretless wrote:[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoUTBY7aFDY&feature=player_embedded[/video]


That was not funny or cool. Women are not funny. I suppose it would fit in the fail category, as in you fail for posting it.


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ZEEGLER wrote:
fretless wrote:[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoUTBY7aFDY&feature=player_embedded[/video]


That was not funny or cool. Women are not funny. I suppose it would fit in the fail category, as in you fail for posting it.


I tried to find the silver lining in this. I mean, some of those impressions were spot-on, and that's a talent right there. She is a lil over-the-top and it seems like it'd get annoying after a short while. My wife laughed her ass off at this.

i'll never understand women. :idk:
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hahahahhaha...
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OMFG!
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[video]http://www.break.com/video/qwop-2013-cosplay-2450449[/video]
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mayo fucking sucks.
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linthat22 wrote:[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHzxadwOXf0[/video]



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gainfreak wrote:[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTkhl_cEMZs[/video]


What.....the.....fuck.

:freak: :freak: :freak: :freak:

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[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOqYEmEHoJ0[/video]
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HottKarl wrote:[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOqYEmEHoJ0[/video]



Love it
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Dang it. Didn't embed. This is hilarious.

Qwops cosplay

http://www.break.com/video/qwop-2013-cosplay-2450449
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Sasquatch wrote:Dang it. Didn't embed. This is hilarious.

Qwops cosplay

http://www.break.com/video/qwop-2013-cosplay-2450449



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That was awesome!
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Marc G wrote:Image


That's actually a Brandon Bird picture, someone else made up the caption. He's pretty awesome. Here's a few of my favorites from him.

"No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford"
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"Killing Machine"
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"Signifier and Signified"
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"Bad Day on the High Sea"
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Murdoch wrote:Image
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Murdoch y :cry:
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I don't know why but I just fucking lost it:

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXT0gOk1Ogw[/video]
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HottKarl wrote:I don't know why but I just fucking lost it:

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXT0gOk1Ogw[/video]

motherfucking fuck of motherfucking fuck.
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ovid9 wrote:
Sasquatch wrote:Dang it. Didn't embed. This is hilarious.

Qwops cosplay

http://www.break.com/video/qwop-2013-cosplay-2450449



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That was awesome!

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The cuts in cursing were perfect in that. Big Lebowski rules.

All that was missing was something about the rug tying the room together.
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The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. VAGINA. :lol:
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Miracle Whip > Mayo.

Mayo tastes like old people smell
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This came from FB and is pure win:

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