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Well, now I've heard everything! The snow in Texas was fake!!! :freak: :lol: :facepalm: :cop:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 05616.html
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Cameron Amps wrote:He's right....I think VTMs sound great....go get one. No nos tubes needed.

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my buddy had a bottle of Ass In Space hot sauce :lol:


it was NO JOKE. :eek:

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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txjDVfLGTxE[/youtube]
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fretless wrote:[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txjDVfLGTxE[/youtube]



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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Gotta remember this trick the next time I bring baked goods for the coworkers. :thu:
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Please tell me this is a joke.
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Yes, it's a joke! :lol:
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Ima gonna hafta ask Gene Simmons to pick me up some foccacia!
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Didn’t Ariana Grande do something like this a few years ago?
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With Elmer’s Glue, no less. Fake gator skin, Elmer’s Glue: $100 says the person who did this quality work is from Florida.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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This is becoming the new Bernie meme...
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:This is becoming the new Bernie meme...
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Meaning more fail than funny? These don't make sense.
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Rumpleforeskin wrote:
ajaxlepinski wrote:This is becoming the new Bernie meme...
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Meaning more fail than funny? These don't make sense.

Agreed, that they don't make sense.........
But I loved the Bernie ones!
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This showed up on Pedal Boards of Doom...
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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This vid cracked me up.... sound on...
https://imgur.com/gallery/9iOzqGn
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:This showed up on Pedal Boards of Doom...
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OMG

It's a good thing I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I saw this. LOL
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