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ovid9 wrote:Fuck that douche. I hope they took him for every penny his sorry piece of shit ass had.

Fuck.

"Just a little road rash" and probably broken fucking ribs.

Hope he never got that motorcycle back.


Let me guess, you ride road bikes and think you own the road too. After watching that video several times, it is clear to me that the motorcyclist stiffened up when he saw the two bicyclists in his line. He wasn't speeding and wasn't riding aggressively. Its called an accident for a reason.

Moreover, I don't get the mentality that lots of cyclists have thinking that they should "compete" with vehicles that travel so much faster than they do.


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ovid9 wrote:
Zozobra wrote:
marshallnoise wrote:
ovid9 wrote:Fuck that douche. I hope they took him for every penny his sorry piece of shit ass had.

Fuck.

"Just a little road rash" and probably broken fucking ribs.

Hope he never got that motorcycle back.


Let me guess, you ride road bikes and think you own the road too. After watching that video several times, it is clear to me that the motorcyclist stiffened up when he saw the two bicyclists in his line. He wasn't speeding and wasn't riding aggressively. Its called an accident for a reason.

Moreover, I don't get the mentality that lots of cyclists have thinking that they should "compete" with vehicles that travel so much faster than they do.


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The funny thing is that people don't really know when to call out a "straw man." A teeny bit of research shows that Ovid DOES believe he owns the road, so I didn't create some fictional character out of thin air. More over, his response to the video proves his belief in owning the road. So the only way someone might call my comment a "straw man" is by the three little words before the established fact: Let me guess.

Congratulations, you fail reading comprehension.
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This defines females.
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This defines females.


Please do NOT define women based on Kerry Katona :facepalm:

If you knew who she was you'd retract that statement.
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Im saying this is what a girl looks like to me most of the time they are talking.
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SexWithRobots wrote:Im saying this is what a girl looks like to me most of the time they are talking.


Damn dude... you must really know how to talk to women :cop:

I'm kidding of course. They don't like it when you point out the sour sponge face.
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Vince and Howard. :love: One of my favorite shows.

Love it! :heart: :heart:

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If you know your sports history you know how funny this really is :lol:

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I remember watching that game. I was so pissed at Rodman, what a fucking douche.

Back when I actually liked watching basketball. Malone retiring was like the end of basketball for me. Seems like the last remaining shreds of class in the NBA retired with him.


One thing I just noticed in that is the player with the ball not giving the ball up to John Stockton when he clearly asked for it. That's JOHN FUCKING STOCKTON!! Give him the damn ball!!
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Independent George wrote:
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Vince and Howard. :love: One of my favorite shows.

Love it! :heart: :heart:

:rofl: :rofl:

:shake:


They are great together these two. Some of the material they produce musically is rather funny, but some of the sketches are winning.
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Hell yeah. They put together probably one of the most brilliant pieces of comedy. [video]http://youtu.be/fxY_8gnLrug[/video]
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nnomar over at the HCAF shared this video in the pwned/fail/funny thread. My duty is to share the hilarity.

[video]http://youtu.be/LjCu0UwDMNM[/video]
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[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MGXSPf9b-xI[/video]
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[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84phU8of02U&feature=player_embedded[/video]
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The most WIN I've seen in years!

Thanks Chris!!! :rofl:


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