The official funny/fail/epic thread.
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Fragments of a sunbeam
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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I thought the palm tree picture was funny, then I saw the Lee Harvey Oswald picture and just about peed myself.
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Rampage wrote:This is like, "should I trade my ziplock bag full of mayo for a Fleshlight."
Yes.
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Ye Black Knight wrote:Behold this knight's newest tale, in which I seek'eth Bandmates to join me on mine quest for True Metal!
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeIJmopm_8o[/video]
This post now concludeth!
I wish you would post more often.
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This is why: Kitchen. Bedroom.
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Lol
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^^ That was really funny ^^
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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STOCK UP ON PEPSI!!!!
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V93h6I4WkVA[/video]
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V93h6I4WkVA[/video]
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madrigal77 wrote:STOCK UP ON PEPSI!!!!
erm...did he say rain? Where exactly? and it would be nice if he mentioned when this was coming in.
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OOOOOOKAAAAAAAYYY!! Maybe it's because I've had a few drinks, but this has me in tears. "Let's show me my moves!!"
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vziJxo9k8[/video]
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vziJxo9k8[/video]
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ESP Eclipse II Vintage Black
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Amps:
Fractal FM3 MKII Turbo
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madrigal77 wrote:OOOOOOKAAAAAAAYYY!! Maybe it's because I've had a few drinks, but this has me in tears. "Let's show me my moves!!"
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vziJxo9k8[/video]
What the fuck is wrong with that guy? I mean there has to be something actually medically/genetically wrong with him right?
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ZEEGLER wrote:madrigal77 wrote:OOOOOOKAAAAAAAYYY!! Maybe it's because I've had a few drinks, but this has me in tears. "Let's show me my moves!!"
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vziJxo9k8[/video]
What the fuck is wrong with that guy? I mean there has to be something actually medically/genetically wrong with him right?
I think we should be asking ourselves what's "right" with him.
I bet it's easy as fuck for him to floss.
uhhh....I think that's about it.
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~Abstract~ wrote:ZEEGLER wrote:madrigal77 wrote:OOOOOOKAAAAAAAYYY!! Maybe it's because I've had a few drinks, but this has me in tears. "Let's show me my moves!!"
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vziJxo9k8[/video]
What the fuck is wrong with that guy? I mean there has to be something actually medically/genetically wrong with him right?
I think we should be asking ourselves what's "right" with him.
I bet it's easy as fuck for him to floss.
uhhh....I think that's about it.
Not THAT easy, heavy rope!