The official funny/fail/epic thread.

[RIFF]

HAHAHAA

[sleewell]

[Dickarms]

pic is bullshit. that should be lone star.

That was how it was found on the road. Yeah, Lone Star sounds Texas but tastes like shit. I don't know anybody that drinks it.

everyone i know drinks it.

[Yarbicus]

Shiner Bock is the only Texas beer that doesn't taste like piss.

[Dickarms]

i prefer shiner as my go-to, everyday beer.
lone star is not quality, of course. its owned by pbr (both owned by the russians, now anyway) btu its got a lot more flavor than a lot of budget beers. we dont drink it with our pinkies up, son.
and with one of the best craft brew scenes in the country, i'd say that's a pretty dumb thing to say.

frio tastes like piss for sure though.

[EugeneTheJeep]

Shiner Bock is the only Texas beer that doesn't taste like piss.

I Shiner Bock. Twisted-X is really good too (I know the brewers).

[Yarbicus]

i prefer shiner as my go-to, everyday beer.
lone star is not quality, of course. its owned by pbr (both owned by the russians, now anyway) btu its got a lot more flavor than a lot of budget beers. we dont drink it with our pinkies up, son.
and with one of the best craft brew scenes in the country, i'd say that's a pretty dumb thing to say.

frio tastes like piss for sure though.

1. That only exists in Austin and pretty much is only available in Austin.

2. I live in Seattle where we know a thing or three about craft beer.

[Guitarmageddon]

The two worst cakes one could ever get...

[Dickarms]

i prefer shiner as my go-to, everyday beer.
lone star is not quality, of course. its owned by pbr (both owned by the russians, now anyway) btu its got a lot more flavor than a lot of budget beers. we dont drink it with our pinkies up, son.
and with one of the best craft brew scenes in the country, i'd say that's a pretty dumb thing to say.

frio tastes like piss for sure though.

1. That only exists in Austin and pretty much is only available in Austin.

2. I live in Seattle where we know a thing or three about craft beer.

yeah we dont ship em to brownsville, if thats what you mean lol

im sure dave would argue that it exists outside of austin. places like seattle are why i said "one of". which after reviewing the data, was pretty dumb on my part. you guys are 8th as far as breweries, and tx is 42nd (though i dont understand the rankings, which were labeled as if by qty, since 15th place VA has only 2/3 the craft breweries) but the statement you made was still ignorant as fuuuuuuuuuck


interesting to note and in no way pertaining to this argument: WA twice the breweries, TX almost 3x the ouput. of craft brews, mind, not the giant bud facilities, etc.

[spawnofthesith]

Hehe suckers, pretty sure Denver is number 2 for craft beer after Portland, iirc

[Dickarms]

Hehe suckers, pretty sure Denver is number 2 for craft beer after Portland, iirc

CO is 4th, by state, but again, im not quite sure what the rankings mean. they are supposed to be production rankings (and they are per capita, which makes a difference)

[Dickarms]

[RustyMetal]

Shiner Bock is the only Texas beer that doesn't taste like piss.

I like it, relatively speaking. It's German, but I used to drive through Shiner all the time going to my Grandparents. It's spitin' distance south/east of Gonzalez.

No need to start a beer pissing contest.

Back on topic:

[RIFF]

I thought Texans had their shit together... Yall BETTER start makin some good beer, otherwise people might head back to california....

[abouttreefitty]

I'm eating lunch across the street from my work today, and I see this. What the hell...

[Guitarmageddon]

I would advise avoiding the cream filled ones.

[abouttreefitty]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzefiagBDJE[/video]

[Maddnotez]

I'm sorry to interrupt but this is the best .gif I've ever seen.

[Guitarmageddon]

[RustyMetal]

That split leg guitar joke reminds me of a true story.

An older guy I knew was really bald on the top of his head and none of the so called "medicines" had worked. So he asked his doctor if there was anything he could try at all. Dr said to rub the top of his head in the wife's punanny every night. So he did for 6 weeks and it worked! He grew a full head of hair! He was so happy and was dying to share this miracle cure with everyone that could benefit from it! So one night he was sitting in church to thank his maker for his good luck, when he noticed the guy sitting in front of him was bald. So he tapped him on the shoulder to whisper his miracle cure to him, but when the man turned around, he had a full mustache and goatee.

[Dave Lister]

[Dickarms]

[whiskey_face]

[Guitarmageddon]

Love the name of this band.

[eric_kv2]