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Looks like a movie 100watt would love!

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I want a George Fisher children's show. I want him to wear a nice cardigan and comfortable loafers, and, I dunno, maybe teach a little art lesson every day. Something for everyone, you know? Making crazy pipe-cleaner animals, play-doh bulldozers, and paper air-planes that look like bugs, or little crayon drawings of turkeys. And, mindful of the quiet elitist class warfare that is owning any art materials to begin with, always has a fun imagination game to play, and a little song to sing for the day.

Play it straight. No winking, no Cannibal Corpse references. Just George, playing it cool and teaching the kids something good, something fun, five days a week. He's got a daughter, I'm sure he knows how to do a legit job of being cool to kids. Laura Peasants gets to be the Postwoman, whom at the beginning of every episode, delivers George what he'll be using for the day.

But Kirk Windstein does get to play Santa.





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BrendanO wrote:I want a George Fisher children's show. I want him to wear a nice cardigan and comfortable loafers, and, I dunno, maybe teach a little art lesson every day. Something for everyone, you know? Making crazy pipe-cleaner animals, play-doh bulldozers, and paper air-planes that look like bugs, or little crayon drawings of turkeys. And, mindful of the quiet elitist class warfare that is owning any art materials to begin with, always has a fun imagination game to play, and a little song to sing for the day.

Play it straight. No winking, no Cannibal Corpse references. Just George, playing it cool and teaching the kids something good, something fun, five days a week. He's got a daughter, I'm sure he knows how to do a legit job of being cool to kids. Laura Peasants gets to be the Postwoman, whom at the beginning of every episode, delivers George what he'll be using for the day.

But Kirk Windstein does get to play Santa.





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HottKarl wrote:
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Is the baby throwing the horns while sucking its fingers? I think it is. Metal baby is metal!


And a cat dressed as a shark riding a roomba chasing a duckling.

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ovid9 wrote:
HottKarl wrote:
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Is the baby throwing the horns while sucking its fingers? I think it is. Metal baby is metal!


And a cat dressed as a shark riding a roomba chasing a duckling.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo[/video]


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[video]http://youtu.be/AAi8u0w0278[/video] :lol:
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[video]http://youtu.be/9iC45-tMR34[/video]
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is that dude from cannibal corpse's neck that thick from fucking windmill headbanging? :rawk:
hes got a cute family.

i also like brendans idea.
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[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cteetS7pCec&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
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Independent George wrote:[video]http://youtu.be/AAi8u0w0278[/video] :lol:


I did a lol :lol:
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BrendanO wrote:I want a George Fisher children's show. I want him to wear a nice cardigan and comfortable loafers, and, I dunno, maybe teach a little art lesson every day. Something for everyone, you know? Making crazy pipe-cleaner animals, play-doh bulldozers, and paper air-planes that look like bugs, or little crayon drawings of turkeys. And, mindful of the quiet elitist class warfare that is owning any art materials to begin with, always has a fun imagination game to play, and a little song to sing for the day.

Play it straight. No winking, no Cannibal Corpse references. Just George, playing it cool and teaching the kids something good, something fun, five days a week. He's got a daughter, I'm sure he knows how to do a legit job of being cool to kids. Laura Peasants gets to be the Postwoman, whom at the beginning of every episode, delivers George what he'll be using for the day.

But Kirk Windstein does get to play Santa.





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So much win

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jds22 wrote:So much win

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-zeCXlFPjk&feature=player_embedded[/video]


Win? :facepalm:

If stupid, pointless waste of time is what you're aiming for, then I guess that knocks it out of the ballpark.
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Is that 'Tanning Mom'?
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