The official funny/fail/epic thread.

[Yarbicus]

Looks like a movie 100watt would love!

[BrendanO]

I want a George Fisher children's show. I want him to wear a nice cardigan and comfortable loafers, and, I dunno, maybe teach a little art lesson every day. Something for everyone, you know? Making crazy pipe-cleaner animals, play-doh bulldozers, and paper air-planes that look like bugs, or little crayon drawings of turkeys. And, mindful of the quiet elitist class warfare that is owning any art materials to begin with, always has a fun imagination game to play, and a little song to sing for the day.

Play it straight. No winking, no Cannibal Corpse references. Just George, playing it cool and teaching the kids something good, something fun, five days a week. He's got a daughter, I'm sure he knows how to do a legit job of being cool to kids. Laura Peasants gets to be the Postwoman, whom at the beginning of every episode, delivers George what he'll be using for the day.

But Kirk Windstein does get to play Santa.





Music by Devin Townsend, but only if it's recorded by the Strapping Young Lad band lineup. Otherwise, eh... Mark Mothersbaugh. No, he's not metal, and then the joke is "ruined" but fuck you, Devo rules, and so does he.

[Marc G]

[nightflameauto]

[HottKarl]

I want a George Fisher children's show. I want him to wear a nice cardigan and comfortable loafers, and, I dunno, maybe teach a little art lesson every day. Something for everyone, you know? Making crazy pipe-cleaner animals, play-doh bulldozers, and paper air-planes that look like bugs, or little crayon drawings of turkeys. And, mindful of the quiet elitist class warfare that is owning any art materials to begin with, always has a fun imagination game to play, and a little song to sing for the day.

Play it straight. No winking, no Cannibal Corpse references. Just George, playing it cool and teaching the kids something good, something fun, five days a week. He's got a daughter, I'm sure he knows how to do a legit job of being cool to kids. Laura Peasants gets to be the Postwoman, whom at the beginning of every episode, delivers George what he'll be using for the day.

But Kirk Windstein does get to play Santa.





Music by Devin Townsend, but only if it's recorded by the Strapping Young Lad band lineup. Otherwise, eh... Mark Mothersbaugh. No, he's not metal, and then the joke is "ruined" but fuck you, Devo rules, and so does he.

[ovid9]

Is the baby throwing the horns while sucking its fingers? I think it is. Metal baby is metal!


And a cat dressed as a shark riding a roomba chasing a duckling.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo[/video]

[HottKarl]

Is the baby throwing the horns while sucking its fingers? I think it is. Metal baby is metal!


And a cat dressed as a shark riding a roomba chasing a duckling.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo[/video]

Just more proof that the internet is populated with pure genius. You literally cannot make most of this shit up....yet someone does. Daily.

[Chris Z]

Miracle whip is fucking monkey cum. Fuck that shit.

[madrigal77]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPK3kDCtGoY[/video]

[Dave Lister]

[video]http://youtu.be/AAi8u0w0278[/video]

[Sasquatch]

[video]http://youtu.be/9iC45-tMR34[/video]

[Dickarms]

is that dude from cannibal corpse's neck that thick from fucking windmill headbanging?
hes got a cute family.

i also like brendans idea.

[sleewell]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cteetS7pCec&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

[Zozobra]

[video]http://youtu.be/AAi8u0w0278[/video]

I did a lol

[Zozobra]

[conky]

I want a George Fisher children's show. I want him to wear a nice cardigan and comfortable loafers, and, I dunno, maybe teach a little art lesson every day. Something for everyone, you know? Making crazy pipe-cleaner animals, play-doh bulldozers, and paper air-planes that look like bugs, or little crayon drawings of turkeys. And, mindful of the quiet elitist class warfare that is owning any art materials to begin with, always has a fun imagination game to play, and a little song to sing for the day.

Play it straight. No winking, no Cannibal Corpse references. Just George, playing it cool and teaching the kids something good, something fun, five days a week. He's got a daughter, I'm sure he knows how to do a legit job of being cool to kids. Laura Peasants gets to be the Postwoman, whom at the beginning of every episode, delivers George what he'll be using for the day.

But Kirk Windstein does get to play Santa.





Music by Devin Townsend, but only if it's recorded by the Strapping Young Lad band lineup. Otherwise, eh... Mark Mothersbaugh. No, he's not metal, and then the joke is "ruined" but fuck you, Devo rules, and so does he.

POST OF THE GODDAMNED CENTURY!!!

[jds22]

So much win

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-zeCXlFPjk&feature=player_embedded[/video]

[wrongnote85]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgC5n89Naas[/video]

[ZEEGLER]

So much win

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-zeCXlFPjk&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Win?

If stupid, pointless waste of time is what you're aiming for, then I guess that knocks it out of the ballpark.

[homestar_kevin]

[Axe]

[butterguitar]

[fretless]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuFwY1fKWXo&feature=player_embedded[/video]

[izzy]

[Shadowdancer]

Is that 'Tanning Mom'?